Post #2 -- An essay on livejournal practice
Today, for your own personal amusement and curiosity, I am going to write two entries in one post. Yes, my friends, I said two. Buy one get one. Two for one. Whatever gets your dick hard, to quote "The Guy". The purpose is quite simple. I aim to juxtapose a standard, or dare I say "normal", livejournal post with what you might find when you read my journal. (quick tangent:I don't know how everybody else refers to livejournal in their own entries, or if they even do, but in my posts, whenever I am going to refer to livejournal as an entity {e.g. website/community}, I will keep the words adjoined so as not to confuse it with the adjective-noun phrase that might one day be used with no connection whatsoever to this blogging tool. {blog is a cool word}) Getting back to the task at hand, the following is what I promised you - two uniquely different entries for you to decide which is mine:
(entry #1)
Today I woke up and to my displeasure, found that I was sick. My throat hurt, my head hurt, and to be honest, I am no better. I was at a beach house with my parents but our vacation was brought to a halt by Charlie. So, I came into town and met my lovely girlfriend and didn't eat Panera. After Wendy's, we stopped by Murphy's house to visit him since he also, is sick. Several outlandish comments by "The Guy" later, my girlfriend and I parted ways, and I ate hot soup cooked by my mom at my house. I just watched a very odd movie on IFC called "The Spanish Prisoner" written by the same guy that wrote another movie I like that has lots of twists and turns, "House of Games". The plot was so convoluted that my headache is even worse. Oh well, I guess I will try and get some sleep so maybe tomorrow I will actually feel like doing something. Until then....
(entry #2)
To quote a good friend of mine, I feel like Horse Penis (I capitalized it in order to recognize its grandiosity) You may be curious as to how the length and girth of a phallus could be ascribed to one's illness, so let me expand. If one were to replace the empty space in their anus with a Horse Penis, the pain they would feel, while it wouldn't be of the same ilk, would be equivalent to the way I am feeling currently. Since I am on the topic of the phallus, I thought I would provide a pithy etymology of the word:
The word "phallus" itself is Latin. However, it is actually from a Greek word, phallos, meaning none other than penis. Another Latin word, flare, to blow, is also thought to be closely related to phallus' original roots.
Sorry to go on so much about the penis. I hope everybody found this entry informative. How 'bout that Charlie.
I hope everybody found this post informative. How 'bout that Charlie.
(entry #1)
Today I woke up and to my displeasure, found that I was sick. My throat hurt, my head hurt, and to be honest, I am no better. I was at a beach house with my parents but our vacation was brought to a halt by Charlie. So, I came into town and met my lovely girlfriend and didn't eat Panera. After Wendy's, we stopped by Murphy's house to visit him since he also, is sick. Several outlandish comments by "The Guy" later, my girlfriend and I parted ways, and I ate hot soup cooked by my mom at my house. I just watched a very odd movie on IFC called "The Spanish Prisoner" written by the same guy that wrote another movie I like that has lots of twists and turns, "House of Games". The plot was so convoluted that my headache is even worse. Oh well, I guess I will try and get some sleep so maybe tomorrow I will actually feel like doing something. Until then....
(entry #2)
To quote a good friend of mine, I feel like Horse Penis (I capitalized it in order to recognize its grandiosity) You may be curious as to how the length and girth of a phallus could be ascribed to one's illness, so let me expand. If one were to replace the empty space in their anus with a Horse Penis, the pain they would feel, while it wouldn't be of the same ilk, would be equivalent to the way I am feeling currently. Since I am on the topic of the phallus, I thought I would provide a pithy etymology of the word:
The word "phallus" itself is Latin. However, it is actually from a Greek word, phallos, meaning none other than penis. Another Latin word, flare, to blow, is also thought to be closely related to phallus' original roots.
Sorry to go on so much about the penis. I hope everybody found this entry informative. How 'bout that Charlie.
I hope everybody found this post informative. How 'bout that Charlie.