Here in Gainesville

[dongbag]

As the subject sugests,and as my close friends already know,I am no longer a resident of Jacksonville. Yes,sad,I know. But in order to maintain my livejournal status,I musn't wander into the mundane. But before I continue,I am writing on my laptop which uses Linux as its sole operating system. The kernal doesn't like my keyboard so a few keys produce unwanted results when hit. I have edited the previous text so as not to scare anybody away. Hopefully everybody can make out the rest of my post,that is,if anybody even reads them in the first place.On second thought,I think I will edit everything, but I am going to keep things short. Today I feel like writing poetry so I present to you:

A collection of Limericks by Andrew Smiley
*Not guaranteed to be profound or even remotely intelligent*

In a world there is a place that exists
where there is one penis for every ten clits
what at first seems so nice
fuck that,paradise
sucks cause the girls don't shave their pits

One plus one equals three
What's that,you dissagree?
then I will expose your insides
to the salts of the ocean tides
until you start seeing things like me

Said a salesman to a guy at his door,
"I've got just what you are looking for!
Get started on a lease
for a groovy new codpiece
you won't find this in any other store!"

A man once exited his shower
after what seemed like an entire hour
and emerging through a hole in his towel
no,not Colen Powell
was his meat - AKA - The Eifel Tower

I'm thinking encryption for the topic of my next post. Anybody interested?

Anybody?

I miss everyone...