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So. I woke up in this strange room with a note taped to my forehead. It's a little smudged in some spots, but I can still make out what looks like the Colonel's handwriting. Says I'm supposed to be a janitor here - real funny! Revenge for all those wet match jokes, isn't it? If this is supposed to be encouragement to follow you, well it-- ...it. ...it's a damn good idea, you asshole. I'll be out of here as soon as I can be. How the hell did you find this place anyway?
It wasn't too long before one of the nurses came to check up on me. She was a sweet girl - I think she said her name was Susan? I'm not sure how I'll manage to remember that though. It's kinda hard when she doesn't have a face to remember her by. And I thought my luck with women couldn't get any worse. The other two are just the same. They're good at what they do and everything, but...augh. How is something like that even possible?!
Telling them all apart is going to be a problem. Ellen and Susan are pretty patient about that, but Iris always throws a fit if I forget which one she is. It's not my fault they all look like! You'd think they'd at least get different earrings or something like that.
Everything else here seems...mostly decent. The food's better than it was at the hospital, at least. And I managed to butter Susan up enough to get her to bring me some smokes! Turns out she loves having her skin complimented. It does have a nice...healthy glow. Sort of. I can't say I've ever seen anyone actually glowing before, and it is kinda pretty... Sure made her happy to hear that. I think she's got the wrong idea about things now though. She keeps giving me these...well. They aren't really looks since she doesn't have anything to look with, but--
... She's back again. ...do you have any idea how strange it is to see make-up on someone with no face?
It wasn't too long before one of the nurses came to check up on me. She was a sweet girl - I think she said her name was Susan? I'm not sure how I'll manage to remember that though. It's kinda hard when she doesn't have a face to remember her by. And I thought my luck with women couldn't get any worse. The other two are just the same. They're good at what they do and everything, but...augh. How is something like that even possible?!
Telling them all apart is going to be a problem. Ellen and Susan are pretty patient about that, but Iris always throws a fit if I forget which one she is. It's not my fault they all look like! You'd think they'd at least get different earrings or something like that.
Everything else here seems...mostly decent. The food's better than it was at the hospital, at least. And I managed to butter Susan up enough to get her to bring me some smokes! Turns out she loves having her skin complimented. It does have a nice...healthy glow. Sort of. I can't say I've ever seen anyone actually glowing before, and it is kinda pretty... Sure made her happy to hear that. I think she's got the wrong idea about things now though. She keeps giving me these...well. They aren't really looks since she doesn't have anything to look with, but--
... She's back again. ...do you have any idea how strange it is to see make-up on someone with no face?