A quick diversion.
Boner is a funny word. Say it out loud right now. You don't have to yell it out, but don't let me stop you.
Boner.
Did anyone hear you say boner? If so, what did they do? My guess is that they were slightly confused, and you have probably just knocked whatever thought that they were just having out of their head. Good job!
For the record, I like chortle too.