The Prequel to the Weblog
Good morning.
Welcome to the newly-hatched weblog belonging to Joel Moses. Don't know him? Well, I suppose I'll give you the short version. From my Cirriculum Vitae (also available in my student records from Universitae Berlinik Polytechniscia):
"Born in solitude on a deserted stretch of I-95 near Modesto, California, Joel rose -- however slowly -- through the tattered ranks of mankind before settling down to a small scrip of land in Tennessee. He is best known for his suave midwestern accent, daily tooth brushings, and pervasive yet undeniable high pitched laugh.
"As luck would have it, he has a natural ability to befriend small animals, and does so on many occasions right before snapping their heads off with an instantaneous deadly judo chop. If it were not for his incredible virtuosity with cellos from the later portion of the 12th century, he would likely frighten small children. In any case, he is available most nights for chocolate peanut-butter lattes and deep, meaningful goatee rubbing.
"He has won many awards in his already extensive career as a Health Care Specialist for Aging Communist Dignitaries, but he is most proud of his 1986 Nobel Prize for Backgammon. He is a highly sought-after speaker on the Moist Wipes collectors' circuit, and is often seen appearing before Congress as part of an ongoing investigation into the causes of excessive underarm sweat.
"He has no children and is not married -- a suitable status to a man who is considered one of People Magazine's Most Distressing People of the Year. His visits to the singles clubs in the upper Siberian provinces are legendary for their brevity.
"But, most of all, he has hair. Lots of it."
Welcome to the newly-hatched weblog belonging to Joel Moses. Don't know him? Well, I suppose I'll give you the short version. From my Cirriculum Vitae (also available in my student records from Universitae Berlinik Polytechniscia):
"Born in solitude on a deserted stretch of I-95 near Modesto, California, Joel rose -- however slowly -- through the tattered ranks of mankind before settling down to a small scrip of land in Tennessee. He is best known for his suave midwestern accent, daily tooth brushings, and pervasive yet undeniable high pitched laugh.
"As luck would have it, he has a natural ability to befriend small animals, and does so on many occasions right before snapping their heads off with an instantaneous deadly judo chop. If it were not for his incredible virtuosity with cellos from the later portion of the 12th century, he would likely frighten small children. In any case, he is available most nights for chocolate peanut-butter lattes and deep, meaningful goatee rubbing.
"He has won many awards in his already extensive career as a Health Care Specialist for Aging Communist Dignitaries, but he is most proud of his 1986 Nobel Prize for Backgammon. He is a highly sought-after speaker on the Moist Wipes collectors' circuit, and is often seen appearing before Congress as part of an ongoing investigation into the causes of excessive underarm sweat.
"He has no children and is not married -- a suitable status to a man who is considered one of People Magazine's Most Distressing People of the Year. His visits to the singles clubs in the upper Siberian provinces are legendary for their brevity.
"But, most of all, he has hair. Lots of it."