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[don_hamato]

Oh, is something strange going on again? Considering all the complaining, I'm quite sure there is.

And look at this. I get to avoid it this time around. My goodness, what is the occasion? Sometimes I hate this place worse than New York. Hmph.

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[not_from_hell]

You there. I gotta ask you--...

Well, a Kappa. This has got to be a breeding ground of the paranormal.

[don_hamato]

So says the one who has red skin and sawed off horns? I am not a 'kappa' of any sort.

[not_from_hell]

If looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, ...what am I supposed to think?

[don_hamato]

You'll fit in here, I'm sure. You're not far off from the truth of what Avoria is. This world pulls in people from various times and dimensions. And, no, there is no clear way home either.

[not_from_hell]

I've gotten into worse scrapes and got home every time. I'll probably find a way out.

[don_hamato]

If you did, you would be the first not sent back on sheer whim. As you probably have already noticed, we are almost at the mercy of whatever rules this world.

[not_from_hell]

And this comes from a kappa in a lab coat, I'm sure you definitely know what you're talking about.

[don_hamato]

I have been here for over a month now. If there's a way out, I have yet to find it. I could get into even more specifics of the oddities of this world but perhaps I should let you figure them out for yourself. Not all of them are pleasant.

[not_from_hell]

Before I try anything, I'm looking for a girl. She's dark haired, wears black, can toast random objects to a crisp. You seen somebody like that?

[don_hamato]

I doubt she's here. It was probably only you that got pulled here.

[not_from_hell]

What's your story, pal? Other than being a disgruntled New Yorker kappa, that is.

[don_hamato]

I'm a mutant turtle, not a kappa. Seeing as how you're familiar with the paranormal, I'm sure that hearing of a mutagen that can transform animals into humanoids wouldn't be much of a stretch for you.

[not_from_hell]

I've heard of certain cases like that. The BPRD doesn't really look into them often, the FBI does that.

[don_hamato]

I've never heard of the BPRD. And we have done our best to avoid any authorities. Until we arrived here, we did our best to avoid human contact. Avoria doesn't seem to care about appearances, however. Humans are still annoying.

[not_from_hell]

BPRD's the Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense. Actually, if you had any combative skill, I'm sure they'd let you in.

Humans can be complete dumbasses, but there's a handful that aren't bad.

...Hold on. We? There's more of you?

[don_hamato]

I used to. I don't particularly care for that lifestyle any longer.

Hmph. Your opinion. Humans in my world are ignorant.

Yes, there are my...three brothers. As well as younger versions of ourselves and another turtle who isn't related to us. So, in total, there are nine turtles here.