The Next Best Thing...NaNo!
I aten't dead! And furthermore, I totally know everything that happens after that terrible cliffhanger I left y'all at ages ago. The problem is the media - I just have trouble making all the time to dress the actors, set up the shots, get good pics, put them in order, layer the effects in, etc, etc, etc.
However! Although I know it's not quite as much fun as a web comic (I ALREADY KNOW THAT YES AND I'M SORRY) I can promise you, in all earnest, that I will be revealing all in a novelized version to be written in this year's NaNoWriMo. And then, one way or another, I solemnly swear that said version will be made available to you. So at least you'll know!