Tarzan Boy
I was working at a zoo and we were having some sort of luncheon. I was telling this guy who was there something really cool about spiders. His girlfriend was talking to this blond frat-boy-looking guy named Tarzan who lived in the zoo. The first fella thought Tarzan was hitting on his girl (he probably was) and started chasing after him. Tarzan ran away and ran into a pen of rabbits. The zookeepers let him in since he had a special wristband showing that he lived at the zoo, but they wouldn't let the other guy in. Tarzan hopped across the rabbit pen and then jumped into some pool of water. The guy was still trying to chase him, so Tarzan looked around and noticed that the tail of a 20-foot beaver in the pond (more a Bibarel than a beaver, but anyway) looked just like a surfboard, so he started surfing around on it.