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dommnghn

Jan 05, 2008 01:38

Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?

To get away from the noise.

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woodjordan January 5 2008, 15:39:49 UTC

Oh, stop reusing the bad jokes on women and let me worship your existence for a second.

dommnghn January 5 2008, 23:45:48 UTC

But how else will I get the ladies?

woodjordan January 6 2008, 00:00:43 UTC

Asking me about getting ladies is like asking Shox about sobriety. How should I know. Dance around in the nude?

dommnghn January 6 2008, 00:01:59 UTC

I tried that. Jail's not exactly the best place to find ladies...

woodjordan January 6 2008, 00:26:49 UTC

Who needs ladies when you've got cellmates...

dommnghn January 6 2008, 00:27:32 UTC

True. I miss Bruno.

woodjordan January 6 2008, 00:33:55 UTC

Don't get weepy on me. I don't have big, tattooed shoulders for you to cry on, like he does.

dommnghn January 6 2008, 00:34:43 UTC

Go get some. I'll wait.

woodjordan January 6 2008, 00:41:02 UTC

My hands might fall off if I pump iron. Would you be okay with my noodle arms and sharpie tattoos?

dommnghn January 6 2008, 00:44:38 UTC

If I must settle.

woodjordan January 6 2008, 00:52:15 UTC

Pff. I've got things he doesn't. A clean record, I've never been stabbed, and I'm totally compact.

dommnghn January 6 2008, 00:53:50 UTC

I could just keep you in a little box.

woodjordan January 6 2008, 00:57:39 UTC

Yay, life in a crate. I'll burst out and scare your guests and keep you all for myself.

dommnghn January 6 2008, 00:58:48 UTC

That makes you sound like an evil version of a Jack-In-The-Box.

woodjordan January 6 2008, 01:01:03 UTC

Buhahaha, I was about to call myself that. Lij-in-A-Box, terrifying and tiny.

dommnghn January 6 2008, 01:04:26 UTC

We need a song for you to pop out to.

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