My priorities are a little skewed
So, I resolved to exercise more today, but not for the usual reasons people resolve to exercise more.
Lose weight? Meh. Haybe.
More energy? Whatever.
Better overall health? Sorta.
The reason I resolved to exercise is to prevent one and only one health condition: high blood pressure.
BECAUSE I WANT TO BE ABLE TO EAT REALLY, REALLY SALTY FOOD FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
I swear. Salt makes me unnaturally happy. Thirsty, but happy.
Lose weight? Meh. Haybe.
More energy? Whatever.
Better overall health? Sorta.
The reason I resolved to exercise is to prevent one and only one health condition: high blood pressure.
BECAUSE I WANT TO BE ABLE TO EAT REALLY, REALLY SALTY FOOD FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
I swear. Salt makes me unnaturally happy. Thirsty, but happy.