wash your feet
please wash your feet
im on an escalator yesterday in a nordstrom store and as im riding the escalator up to the second level there is this lady in front of me on the step just ahead...... so to be polite and not to stare at her butt i decide to look down, and to my horror of a discovery her feet are bare and crusty and dirty and i think they are the most disgusting feet i have ever seen....and to my horror they are not just the type of feet that got a bit dirty from doing yard work, they are crusty with some funky fungus growing on the heel torwrds her leg....my god people wash your feet if u are going in public...a pumice stone is only a FEW DOLLARS AT THE BODY SHOP......and if u cant pumice then wear boots or socks for gods sake.....i mean im 5'6'' tall and far away from feet if i need to be but what about the children who are near ground level or the little people in america that are dwarfs, what are they supposed to do? i was in the hospital with a broken femur in 3 places in traction, on demerol, and still shaved my legs and washed my feet...........so there are no excuses....
so im counting the seconds as i can jump off this escalator and run to my car to escape they funky feet lady and i make a run towards the door as she goes the other way....i run to the parking lot and as i turn my head the funky feet lady is coming out the other door and walking towards me......help im being stalked my foot fungus....she and i are walking parallel to one another heading for our cars....i turn my head and shes coming towards me....i walk faster as to escape the fungus among us...oh god the funky foot lady is parked right next to me.......and i find out the funky foot lady drives a lexus......i mean i at least expect her to jump into a flat bed ford pickup with a broken out tailight to match her feet problem.....but a lexus? i think this is what happens when funky feet people win the lottery....................
im on an escalator yesterday in a nordstrom store and as im riding the escalator up to the second level there is this lady in front of me on the step just ahead...... so to be polite and not to stare at her butt i decide to look down, and to my horror of a discovery her feet are bare and crusty and dirty and i think they are the most disgusting feet i have ever seen....and to my horror they are not just the type of feet that got a bit dirty from doing yard work, they are crusty with some funky fungus growing on the heel torwrds her leg....my god people wash your feet if u are going in public...a pumice stone is only a FEW DOLLARS AT THE BODY SHOP......and if u cant pumice then wear boots or socks for gods sake.....i mean im 5'6'' tall and far away from feet if i need to be but what about the children who are near ground level or the little people in america that are dwarfs, what are they supposed to do? i was in the hospital with a broken femur in 3 places in traction, on demerol, and still shaved my legs and washed my feet...........so there are no excuses....
so im counting the seconds as i can jump off this escalator and run to my car to escape they funky feet lady and i make a run towards the door as she goes the other way....i run to the parking lot and as i turn my head the funky feet lady is coming out the other door and walking towards me......help im being stalked my foot fungus....she and i are walking parallel to one another heading for our cars....i turn my head and shes coming towards me....i walk faster as to escape the fungus among us...oh god the funky foot lady is parked right next to me.......and i find out the funky foot lady drives a lexus......i mean i at least expect her to jump into a flat bed ford pickup with a broken out tailight to match her feet problem.....but a lexus? i think this is what happens when funky feet people win the lottery....................