toilet restroom drama
i hate public restrooms....
they smell they arent pretty, unless of course you happen to be at harrods in london at the luxury toilet on the 3rd floor, but i wasnt in harrords
and when u have to pee you have to pee
and i did
in a public restroom in nordstrom
and i have one thing to tell all you girls or boys who happen to sit down to do their thang
CHECK TO MAKE SURE TOILET PAPER ISNT STUCK IN YOUR PANTYHOSE DANGLING 6 YARDS BEHIND YOU LIKE A TRAIL ON A WEDDING DRESS
IT HAPPENED TO ME
and the horrible thing about it was i didnt notice until someting was flapping behind me hitting my ankles and 20 people were starring at me in mens shoes....
i had walked all across the first level while i noticed people looking at me more than usual...and i thought it was the fab job i had done on my eyeliner making my eyes look soooo smokey
but noooooooooooooooo
it was my toilet paper train
so as i looked down and saw my dangling toilet paper train i grabbed it as the sales person cute young boy watched laughing and i said " oh this is just lovely" as i ripped it out of my underwear.......
well i didnt get it all cos when i got home and took my tights off 2 feet were still stuck in my tights
only this could happen to me i swear
thats what i get for jumping off the public toilet in haste, pulling up my panyhose freaked out by the toilet germs below.....
i need to learn to pee standing up
u guys are lucky
:)
they smell they arent pretty, unless of course you happen to be at harrods in london at the luxury toilet on the 3rd floor, but i wasnt in harrords
and when u have to pee you have to pee
and i did
in a public restroom in nordstrom
and i have one thing to tell all you girls or boys who happen to sit down to do their thang
CHECK TO MAKE SURE TOILET PAPER ISNT STUCK IN YOUR PANTYHOSE DANGLING 6 YARDS BEHIND YOU LIKE A TRAIL ON A WEDDING DRESS
IT HAPPENED TO ME
and the horrible thing about it was i didnt notice until someting was flapping behind me hitting my ankles and 20 people were starring at me in mens shoes....
i had walked all across the first level while i noticed people looking at me more than usual...and i thought it was the fab job i had done on my eyeliner making my eyes look soooo smokey
but noooooooooooooooo
it was my toilet paper train
so as i looked down and saw my dangling toilet paper train i grabbed it as the sales person cute young boy watched laughing and i said " oh this is just lovely" as i ripped it out of my underwear.......
well i didnt get it all cos when i got home and took my tights off 2 feet were still stuck in my tights
only this could happen to me i swear
thats what i get for jumping off the public toilet in haste, pulling up my panyhose freaked out by the toilet germs below.....
i need to learn to pee standing up
u guys are lucky
:)