READ THIS!!!

[domineekey]

hey bitches and hoes!!! IM AWAY!!!! its so much fun here i miss all of you like so so def!! but yeah heres my # here and my address/.... sooo call me all the time and write me letters and send me like anything you think is funny

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[ihaveasthma]

HOMER 518. WHAT NOW!?!?!!!! I have one of the pieces of masking tape with that on my camera. So whenever I take a picture I see it. And I think of you. And I think of you taking pictures with your camera. I'll talk to you later and I miss you and I'm going to send you stuff and I will visit soon but probably not this weekend but soon. SOON!!!!!!! I promise. as soon as I can.

[domineekey]

why not this weekend you whore.. you're supposed to bring me stuff hoe!!!!!

[ihaveasthma]

WELL THE LIST IS AT YO DORM ROOM. YOU ARE LIKE ONLINE RIGHT NOW.

[ihaveasthma]

maybe not. it said you were. buuut I think it lied to me.

[ihaveasthma]

I'm on the phone right now trying to call you and it just keeps ringing and ringing. so you probably think that I'm just not calling you. OH BUT I AM. I AM RIGHT NOW. and it isn't working. I've tried a whole bunch of times. and it hasn't worked. I thought maybe I had the wrong number written down or in my cell phone. So I came down here to check and it's right. But it isn't working. So if you are in your room and you are mad at me for not calling. please don't be mad at me. Be mad at the phone. Be mad that everytime I try to call and let it ring thirteen times (yes. I counted) some lady comes and says 'your party is not answering. please try your call later. we're sorry, but your call will now be disconnected.' twice. and then it gets disconnected. I swear to God I am not making this up. And I'm hoping that maybe you will come online right now to maybe check if I am online. And I am. But you aren't. So I don't really know. But I'm going to go write you a letter because the phone doesn't work. Unless this counts as a letter? In that

[ihaveasthma]

DAMN THAT WAS LONG!