Jan 23, 2009 21:14
Lifted from Zyada.
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
1.) Your name?
Mary-one who is seemingly innocent; however Mary is a bad girl who never gets caught.*cough*
2.) Your age?
47-tall, bald, intimidating individual with a bar code tatooed on the back of his head. Hired killer. When not killing people for money, likes to garden.
3.) One of your friends?
Christy-Crazy commutist that loves sex in the morning.
4.) What should you be doing?
Watching tv-general for sexual activity.
5.) Favorite color?
Green-marijuana.
6.) Birthplace?
Freeprt, TX-not yet defined.
7.) Month of your birth?
February-best month. Still cold and snowy, but you know spring is right around the corner. Without a doubt, the cutest, smartest, funniest set of people.
8.) Last person you talked to?
Husband-has your back, but knows when to get the hell out of your way when he has to. Usefulf for fixing things, keeping you warm and that soft, fuzzy feeling he creates.
9.) One of your nicknames?
Tigger-something, usually electronic, that suddenly stops working, is "tiggered".