Perspective
"Wait, you're taking the night off because all the women you're sleeping with spent New Year's Eve with their boyfriends and/or girlfriends?"
"Pretty much. Am I just being a bitch?"
"Let me put it in perspective. When I last took any time off from work for emotional reasons, it was because the woman I wanted to spend the rest of my life with, and mother of my child, was having another man's baby; so yeah, you're being a little bitch."
"But you took, what, a week off?"
"Three."
"See, I can take one night off."
"But I only took two nights off when I found out she was newly married and pregnant! How does you're man-whoring even scale to that?"
"Pretty much. Am I just being a bitch?"
"Let me put it in perspective. When I last took any time off from work for emotional reasons, it was because the woman I wanted to spend the rest of my life with, and mother of my child, was having another man's baby; so yeah, you're being a little bitch."
"But you took, what, a week off?"
"Three."
"See, I can take one night off."
"But I only took two nights off when I found out she was newly married and pregnant! How does you're man-whoring even scale to that?"