a j story hour

[domestic_v]

A hippie gets on a bus and sits next to a nun. So he asks the nun "hey, do you want to have sex with me?" the nun says no and storms off the bus. Later, the bus driver turns to the hippie and tells him "i know a way that you can bone that nun. I heard on every thursday night at midnight, she goes to the cemetary down this street and prays. i bet if you dressed up as god, you could command her to have sex with you." the hippie decides that the bus driver's idea would work. so thursday night, the hippie dressed up in robes and put glowing powder around his body and went to the cemetary. sure enough, the nun was there praying. he approaced the nun and said "i am god, and i will answer all if your prayers. but first, i command you to have sex with me." so the nun agrees but asks for anal, to keep her virginity. the hippie decides that it would be perfect. so the hippie starts going at it, and before he finishes, he cracks up laughing. he says "haha, im not god, im the hippie from that bus!" then the nun turns around and says "haha, im the bus driver!"

thats mother sweet. Props to Mo