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[tiger_melanie]

wah wah, my neighbors are so rude, just because I have no sense of time, they take my laundry out of the dryer

Way to blame it on your fucktrophy Kid lady. :P

Edit: Jebus people, relax! fucktrophy = "hey, I had sex, look what I won!" Calm down already! ;D

Comments

[porcelain72]

Aw..."fucktrophy", that's cute! Much nicer than "twat dropping."

[vayacondia]

I tend to stay away from the vagina. I prefer "wallet leech". But hey, that's like some lifesucking spouses I know too.

[missysedai]

I prefer "wallet leech".

That's apt. Though lately, we've been calling ours "Fridge Vacuums".

[vayacondia]

lol, it would be difficult to keep teen and tween boys in food! More cheeses! (Maybe velveeta though?)

[missysedai]

Velveeta is not cheese. It wishes it could be cheese when it grows up, and curses Kraft vociferously for making that impossible.

[vayacondia]

I don't think I've ever bought a... chunk... block...vat... what? of Velveeta.

[mslaynie]

I call mine "bottomless pit."

[tjekanefir]

I must not be up on my childfree insults! I thought her fucktrophy was going to be some hot guy she was screwing instead of folding her laundry promptly. I was disappointed to click on the link and find nothing racier than her child inconveniencing her. I was hoping the story would at least include naughty cavorting on top of the dryers while some annoyed neighbor dumped her wet laundry on the floor.

I think I want my money back. ;-)

[tiger_melanie]

*LMAO* how much did you pay? XD

[rawness]

Yeah, I felt the same way - when I was in high school "fucktrophy" was what you used to describe the person you were using for sex.

[tiger_melanie]

I've actually never heard of it used that way - I've always seen it referred to "Hey, I fucked someone, look what I won!"

[tjekanefir]

You must at least have heard of the politer term, "trophy wife," right? Or do you not watch Law and Order? ;-)

[tiger_melanie]

I've heard of the term, but it's usually used by men, regarding their wives, not their children

[tjekanefir]

Yes, that's what I meant. Most people use the word "fucktrophy" to refer to somebody they're having sex with, particularly somebody they're having sex with who is otherwise rather useless.

You said you'd never heard of it before, so I was asking if you'd at least ever heard of the more PG version "trophy wife." ;-)

[laughlovelive]

I too, thought fucktrophy=some young stud. I was imagining something like "omg just because I spent like, you know, 3 hours in bed with my bf, she like, totally takes my laundry out! *whine*"

Although I wonder what you call an adopted child....hmmm.

[tiger_melanie]

*ROFL* That'd be an awesome post! XD

Hehehe, adopted kids can't really be called fucktrophys... I haven't thought that far ahead yet *LOL*