Puff Daddy makes TAMPONS!!!!
So anyway, I was at the store the other day... and I saw "Dittie" tampons. I said outloud, "DAMN!! What DOESN'T Puff Daddy do!? He even has his own tampon brand!" I was convinced that they were made by that man of African-American descent who does EVERYthing when I read the box, "With SASSY SAYINGS!" I swear to God, there were slogans written on the tampons. You know, because it's important to get a good laugh in before inserting foreign plastic items up your vagina...it helps relax the muscles and laughing creates a false feeling that your period isn't as shitty as it seems (unless you end up getting too relaxed and bleeding all over yourself, then you'd have to purchase the Biggie-dittie colaboration cotex)
Apparantly there was an asshole who was in there previously who was equally astonished as myself and decided they'd open the box and read Dittie's tampons. So I grabbed one, I read... AND I quote, "If these boots were made for walkin', this booty was made for shakin' "
Enough.
Apparantly there was an asshole who was in there previously who was equally astonished as myself and decided they'd open the box and read Dittie's tampons. So I grabbed one, I read... AND I quote, "If these boots were made for walkin', this booty was made for shakin' "
Enough.