Quote of the day:

[domeshottie]

A telemarketer called my house today talking about home-security and saying that he's going around calling home-owners. And my dad being a fuckin fool says:

Telemarketer: Sir, are you a home-owner?
Dad: Am I a HOMO!?!???!
Telemarketer: A home-owner, sir.
Dad: Ooooh! I thought you were calling me a homo!
Telemarketer: Have a good day sir. -=hangs up=-