Quotes of the day

[domeshottie]

Me: did you like that message I left on your phone?
Me: I was hella embarassed the next day
Lordbacon: uh i only listen to it 10 times a day
Lordbacon: keeping it forever
Me: I was like "Omg.. I said, "it's curtains, nigga" "
Lordbacon: lol it was cute
Me: I wanted to kill myself
Me: release the black demon
Me: who took ahold of my white soul
Lordbacon: lol
Me: and sweet sweet latino innards

Lordbacon: finally got my new computer
Lordbacon: my other was fucked
Lordbacon: real bad
Lordbacon: to much cum on the keybaord
Lordbacon: keept jammin the old one up
Lordbacon: i mean
Lordbacon: disreagard
Me: ew
Me: all crusty
Lordbacon: come on
Lordbacon: we didnt need to go there

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