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...somebody stole my favorite chair from the common room!
WHOEVER IT WAS, SPEAK UP. Your punishment will be less severe if you tell me now.
In other, non-potentially-violent news, Portia and I have made up! I know everyone's nerves are soothed to know that peace is restored in the fifth year Hufflepuff girl's dorms.
Excuse me while I finish my Charms essay in this uncomfortable chair. Professor Gold, if I do poorly, blame the culprit.