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[dom_monaghan]

I opened my inbox this morning and found that I'd been nudged by this really hot bloke. I may or may not have squeed a little because it was my first nudge ever, but regardless, who am I to deny? There better be sexual favours involved somehow

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[h_christensen]

Oh lordy, I don't even want to think of the mess that made.

I just opened my inbox and there are 91 messages inside. I hope you are pleased with yourself, Dominic Bernard Patrick Luke Not-Monaghan-Anymore-So-HAH. This is what happens when I disappear for even the briefest spell, hmm? ;) At least I will have something to do tomorrow and I will rape your inbox right back.

As an aside, I think I have a much, much greater affection for frogs now.

Happy Mother's Day <3

As another aside, I just went to use an icon and they are all back! I bet this is your doing too. I love you so very much, and thank you :[ This way you won't have to stare at the same six in your inbox tomorrow, eh? I adore you.

[dom_monaghan]

I have a pretty good idea just from the making of the cards. Don't ever give him total control of the sparkle bottle. Just a warning.

I AM pleased do you know why? Because my inbox is EMPTY and waiting for your rapage. Hee. Not-Monaghan-Anymore-So-Hah. That is almost the best name ever. Almost I'm still fonder of Christensen.

I've always thought frogs are very wonderful little things, now I know beyond a doubt.

Thank you :*

Jesse was telling me how his all ran out and I went "Oh no!" and made sure he got them back so that we could have matching Princess icons. And then he brought it to my attention that you only had six and my oh no was more of a "AHLGJALKJSKLJAGJ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Hee, Darth <3" And I had to fix it becuase I am greedy for pictures of you like that.

[dom_monaghan]

I lost a word in there. It was supposed to say "Almost because I'm still fonder of Christensen"

[h_christensen]

Ah, see, I translated the almost as 'although'. Perhaps my Dom-speak translator was temporarily broked.

[dom_monaghan]

Well it worked for the second almost, yeah? Maybe it was slow to kick in.

[h_christensen]

I will make sure that never ever ever do I give him full control of the sparkle bottle. Heh, and to think, Sean used to have to worry about me getting the sparkle bottle.

EMPTY is it!? Well, I will just have to fix that right up then, won't I? God forbid you have an empty inbox even for a moment! Sinful, methinks.

Yes, frogs, yes. And they're suprisingly easy to get clean, too!

Welcome :*

Hahah matching princess icons :X I will not even comment on that because truly it's just far too hysterical for me to form coherent thoughts. LMFAO the last part of that exclamation is by far the very best. You are too kind! I will do my very best to use all my icons in the process of spamming you :D

[dom_monaghan]

... I think maybe I won't let either of you have full control of the sparkle bottle!

It was! It was all lonely and then wee, there were messages from you! Only now it's empty again.

Imagine that! I bet it's their amphibian nature.

Shh you! You wish you had a princess icon! I know you do! :[! I'm quite fond of Darth in case you hadn't noticed.

[h_christensen]

Awwww, now where is the fun in that!!!

Is it still empty O:)? Muahahaha.

Ah, that must be it. Always living with the water and what not, hm?

It's true, I do, alas. One day I will just have to be a princess. I was a wee bit aware ;)

You are wearing a hooters shirt. Snarf.

[dom_monaghan]

The fun comes in not having to clean it out of the carpet, but maybe if we took it outside in the grass I could give you each a container and let you go wild.

I have a feeling I will only ever get fleeting moments of emptiness, of course, this is how I like it. The fleeting bit. I like having lots of messages to comment back on.

The detergent helped too :X

I will do your hair so pretty. Just a wee? I have to step up my Vader loving if it was a just a wee!

I will wear it again for you tonight if you like. Hotpants included.

[h_christensen]

We would have a sparkling yard for ages you know!

Emptiness is overrated. Yes. Yes it is.

I can't believe how many comments I had to scroll up to make sense of the fact we were using a stuffed frog for a sex toy.

Perhaps a wee sarcastic wee, which works out to be quite an awful lot?

Temptation temptation!

[dom_monaghan]

Yes, but we would be the envy of the whole town!

I thoroughly agree. I like finding new messages in there.

Haha! I had to too the comment before this one. MM, where did that frog go? Did I put him in the cubby?

Heh, even though I koow you were teasing me, I like the awful lot a lot better.

Hmm? Hmm? *wiggle wiggle*