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Let me just try doing a quick update to bring everyone up to speed. I don't think I need to pepper this entry with any of my usual mock/funny remarks. Telling it straight is just as good in this case.
I have a new job supervising a motley crew of eccentrics in the University food court, and I'll give you a short list and definition of the few more colorful (<- that's not a racial remark) ones.
Shutara - She's mainly the cashier, when she's not mothering her two children. Oh yeah, she's 19.
Maggie - She broke up with her boyfriend, of whom probably didn't know that she's still *technically* married to her husband, who lives in an Indiana jail, serving time for child molestation. She goes after guys with mullets. She also currently lives in a tent.
Harry - Harry is a Chinese/Canadian who makes more money than I ever will. That's because Harry owns: upwards of 20 apartments that he rents out, a couple Chinese restaurants, and possibly a hotel. He also makes a killer chicken primavera. He also gave out one classic line of pure comedic gold, that I'll never forget.
Scene: Maggie comes to work looking glum. Harry, in front of customers, asks, in all mock-seriousness... "Whatsa matta Maggie?! Last night you boyfriend no tear you up!? ::pumps fists and humps the air::"
John - My boss. He spends his Sundays mostly drinking margaritas, smoking cigars, and chasing his Pomeranian around his backyard. In lieu of children, he and his wife decided to have an in-home movie theater, and never worry about money... ever.
Be sure to look for updates once I get back to work in Gainesville sometime next week. I'll even maybe throw in a picture of me in my goofy chef's hat.
I'm also finished with my short stint at TJ Maxx, while I've been down in Jupiter for the summer. Interesting stories include: ... (note, finish interesting story section later)
I have a new job supervising a motley crew of eccentrics in the University food court, and I'll give you a short list and definition of the few more colorful (<- that's not a racial remark) ones.
Shutara - She's mainly the cashier, when she's not mothering her two children. Oh yeah, she's 19.
Maggie - She broke up with her boyfriend, of whom probably didn't know that she's still *technically* married to her husband, who lives in an Indiana jail, serving time for child molestation. She goes after guys with mullets. She also currently lives in a tent.
Harry - Harry is a Chinese/Canadian who makes more money than I ever will. That's because Harry owns: upwards of 20 apartments that he rents out, a couple Chinese restaurants, and possibly a hotel. He also makes a killer chicken primavera. He also gave out one classic line of pure comedic gold, that I'll never forget.
Scene: Maggie comes to work looking glum. Harry, in front of customers, asks, in all mock-seriousness... "Whatsa matta Maggie?! Last night you boyfriend no tear you up!? ::pumps fists and humps the air::"
John - My boss. He spends his Sundays mostly drinking margaritas, smoking cigars, and chasing his Pomeranian around his backyard. In lieu of children, he and his wife decided to have an in-home movie theater, and never worry about money... ever.
Be sure to look for updates once I get back to work in Gainesville sometime next week. I'll even maybe throw in a picture of me in my goofy chef's hat.
I'm also finished with my short stint at TJ Maxx, while I've been down in Jupiter for the summer. Interesting stories include: ... (note, finish interesting story section later)