You All Right...
I'm back home.
Summary of the past howeverthehell long I've been gone, in short bullet form, because sometimes I like to pretend you all care:
- While in Michigan, I got lost and had to ask for directions at a pleasant little gas station on the corner of 8 Mile and Woodward Avenue. "Splendid place, I love what you've done with the five layers of bulletproof glass!"
- Still have a mohawk, which only (somehow) gets positive reviews from random females and grandparents alike. New thoughts include, "Should it stay?"
- Still haven't taken online traffic course for overpriced speeding ticket.
- Actually went to a church for mass/service/whatever for the first time in ~12 years. Ask yourself why, and those of you that know me well can probably figure it out. Don't worry, I'm still strongly apathetic (oxymoron?) towards religion.
- Positive intake of bills + negative flow of money = I'll more than likely be whoring myself out to TJ Maxx again this summer. However, I'm so well loved they're starting me at $7, still crappy, but I make my own schedule every week. Good lj updates are expected to come, bashing customers and coworkers alike.
Summary of the past howeverthehell long I've been gone, in short bullet form, because sometimes I like to pretend you all care:
- While in Michigan, I got lost and had to ask for directions at a pleasant little gas station on the corner of 8 Mile and Woodward Avenue. "Splendid place, I love what you've done with the five layers of bulletproof glass!"
- Still have a mohawk, which only (somehow) gets positive reviews from random females and grandparents alike. New thoughts include, "Should it stay?"
- Still haven't taken online traffic course for overpriced speeding ticket.
- Actually went to a church for mass/service/whatever for the first time in ~12 years. Ask yourself why, and those of you that know me well can probably figure it out. Don't worry, I'm still strongly apathetic (oxymoron?) towards religion.
- Positive intake of bills + negative flow of money = I'll more than likely be whoring myself out to TJ Maxx again this summer. However, I'm so well loved they're starting me at $7, still crappy, but I make my own schedule every week. Good lj updates are expected to come, bashing customers and coworkers alike.