In which I discover a Harry Potter/Alexander McCall Smith crossover
In the Guardian, of all places.
Dumbledore's death in the style of Alexander McCall Smith.
Turns out to be quite a few years old, but it's still a goody.
Having read several of the Numer 1 Ladies' Detective Agency series, that slightly soothing, slightly patronising set of books that really only works when you're very tired, I lol'd.