Developments

[dolorelei]

Saw oven guy Zach and his girlfriend Bonnie at Winco tonight when I went shopping with my mom. Bonnie was present at the aforementioned slapping incident, and her eyewitness account asserts that the slapping of said coworker was really more of me being drunk and gesturing wildly enough that I slapped Damian upside the head and almost knocked off his glasses. She says I was instantly sorry and gave him a huge hug, which makes me feel better because in my head I was really smug and just slapped him.

They also confirmed that I looked totally wasted when they left the party.

Looking forward to work on Thursday when everyone else will corroborate the account.