A day at SHINee's Dorm
It's Twister fools part 1
*Are you ready or not you ready or not*
His phone rang from inside his tight pockets.
Jonghyun: yeoboseyo?
Sekyung: Oppa!! Guess what today is?!
Jonghyun: Um....your birthday?
Sekyung: ENH? REALL--
Jonghyun: NO NO NO, don’t tell me. It is.... anniversary!
Sekyung:...
Jonghyun: Oh, it’s MY birthday!
Sekyung: Aish! It’s give-a-way day!
Jonghyun: Oh yeah.... what’s that?
Sekyung: Oh my---*sigh* Remember you said, ‘Sekyung, we need to do something special for eachother; we’re as boring as a middle school couple?
Jonghyun: Oh yeah, yeah right.
Sekyung: And then you were all like, ‘How about we do a day where we get a surprise for us both and we exchange it at my house?’ ? And then I said ‘Ok.’
Jonghyun: OOOOH, Give-a-way day...oh, that’s TODAY?
Sekyung: OPPA. Don’t tell me you forgot! I’m at the store getting your gift! Didn’t you write it down?
Jonghyun:...
Sekyung: *sigh* Lazy boyfriends. Well then, FIND SOMETHING FOR THE TWO OF US BY TODAY!!!! I’LL BE THERE IN 30. YOU BETTER HAVE IT READY!!!
Jonghyun:*sigh* Bossy girlfriends. Well, if you must know, Ms. Control Freak, I bought something the other day that looks real fun and playful for tonight and just for the two of us. It’ll be soo exciting since we’ve never done this before. And if you don’t get me something that is twice as amazing, you will REGRET it.
Sekyung: Mmmhmmm. Well, I’ve already decided what I’m getting for you. So we’ll see whose is more fun.
Jonghyun: Yes..we shall. See you in 30!
I clicked my phone shut with shame practically dancing on my face. Give-a-way? I had just now remembered it....heh, heh. And he already had something FUN for me! I’m not even at the store!
Okay, okay. No need to panic. First of all, NO MORE LYING!
Second...hmmm...what store shall I go to?? I mean....he probably bought something romantic...
O.M.O
What if--what if he wanted to do it tonight?
AHH! This will be both our first times!!! That’s why he said it’ll be soo exciting!
So happy, so happy!
OOhhh so what if he buys p-o...
AHH, so excited, I can’t even spell it!
But what if he doesn’t.....PSSH, as pervy as he is???
Okay, okay, okay. I have to buy something as sexy and as fun as porn...
The eager smile on my face was transformed into a long devious smirk as I thought of Jonghyun’sfun and exciting gift. Maybe I should wear something sexy....you know to up the ante? But OMO, I was so excited I galloped all the way to my room and powdered my face with layers of makeup. I took off my hightop converse sneakers, my ripped dark jeans, and my “Women are the World Society” T-shirt, and replaced them with black three-inch heals, black skinny jeans, and a low flamboyant red v-neck (which really doesn’t do to well with my Asian chest). To cover up, I decided to wear a mini jacket. I slung my satchel over it and posed in the mirror. Oohh, I look HAWT.
The brisk autumn wind had sniped me at my nose. Gosh, it was chilly. Checked my watch--20 more minutes. Hopped into my silver KiaSpectra (a birthday gift from OPPA!) and let the wind take the wheel, because I sure didn’t know where to go.
And it seemed the wind didn’t know either; considering the fact that it blew me into a line of bumper to bumper traffic.
Just my luck.
However, sitting in traffic for about three minutes actually gave me an idea for the place to shop at for Jonghyun’s gift, consulting the fact that the car in front had a bumper sticker with the store’s name.
Cashews and Gumdrops was an Adult store. My friends talk about going there all the time so I wasn’t unfamiliar with the name.
Seconds of swerving later, I had arrived at a small, brick building on a corner. I anxiously walked in, calming down, looking as mature as
possible. The air was sprayed with the smell of love. A tender, natural smell it was. Actually, it was pretty decent inside--nice floor, medical books, cosmetics, suitcases, posters of--HOOH JESUS! Naked lady, naked lady...turning around....
It had seemed a whole bunch of naked ladies were surrounding me. It was funny though; I was walking throughout the store and there were professional things like make-up and junk. And then I walk further to see a bunch of skin and boobs. I looked around--was there any explanation of this?A poster, the only one not perverted, had caught my attention:
“Adults.”
Ick...
I looked around in this here adults section. Cigarettes, wine bottles, lots of big sex dolls, and there were many of these jock straps with padding.
Ew, I thought girls were the ones with periods.
Time had passed and I had found the female adults section, all glittery and pink and decorated with lots of lengerie.
Oh, maybe some of this will be okay?
From a barrel, I grabbed a pair of bright pink laced underwear. It was cute. The lettering was also pretty.
I read the front: “LICK.”
Oh.
Disgusted I turned to the back...
“INSERT.”
...Even to be more disgusted.
I dropped the panties as if it were dirty laundry and slowly walked away.
Lingerie, lingerie, DVD’s, fake nails, some tails, and then even more lingerie.
Nothing special.
I glanced at my watch.
10 minutes left.
Oh no. I had to make this quick. I sped walked through the females isles, craning my neck at anything that seemed to be special.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Ew.
Disgusting!
Disturbing!
OH MY---
“Adult toys.”
Hmm, I thought, this seems fun.
I dug into the barrel with a loud plunge and grabbed the first thing that caught my eye.
It was a pink dildo.
Uh, no thanks.
Even though I said no, it appeared the barrel just wanted me to take it because there were several copies of the dildo.
There were purples, and blacks, and reds, and oranges.
And there was one that glowed in the dark.
I dug into the barrel a little deeper until I heard a buzzing, deep down inside the tall barrel.
Hmm.... My hand fished for the buzzer impatiently, throwing out every thing in the way, until finally, with a touch, the buzzing stopped. I grabbed what my fingers had laid upon and hoisted it from the bottom. Purple. A purple vibrator.
Hmmmmmmmm. I checked the price tag. Wasn’t costly at all. This could be a good gift! Yeah! I can use this to seduce him, that way we probably won’t even need the porno.
Which means, my gift is better!
Even though it’s for me, we both will receive the joy. But a black cloud had thundered over my exhilaration.
Am I SERIOUSLY gonna buy this? I mean, I’m not even eighteen. And the cashiers are all women. What if
they can see that I’m not eighteen? What if they ask for ID?
Soon, the shining lightbulb plopped over my head. AHA! I could buy some nonessential non pervy items, and jingle them in with
the vibrator. That way, they are less likely to ask question about it!
So I grabbed a cart from up front and grabbed random books and items less then three thousand won and threw them in.
In total I had five books on pregnancy, a chew toy, and a pack of cigarettes. And, of course, the vibrator. All under seven thousand won!
Took another glance at my watch.
5 minutes left.
Ok, Okay, I CAN do this, I assured myself. But then again, what if he doesn’t buy a porno, or something sexy? And why
do I need a VIBRATOR to begin with? Isn’t it for solos? I HAVE a man. His ding-a-ling may be tiny, but I don’t need this!
Or do I?
Oh fuck it, I gots to GO!
I rushed over to the line of cashiers and my eyes panned the area.
JUST MY LUCK!
The cash register on the far left was controlled by A BOY.
YEAH, a boy! He can’t tell how old I am, and plus, he probably doesn’t know what it is.
I practically raced to be the first one in his line (which didn’t seem so hard; the store was nearly vacant.)
I greeted him and he greeted me back as I unloaded the cart.
He scanned the five pregnancy books [BEEP] with ease, and then the chew toy [BEEP], and then the vibrator.
His scanning gun had stopped with the beeping.
He smirked, and his hazel eyes met mine.
Oh no..... I thought. It’s all over now.
I struggled for the right words. “Um...sir, is there a problem?” I managed to say.
“Problem, OH NO! HAHA. It’s just that I have this exact same model!”
No comment.
~~~
RING DING DONG!
Taemin: Jonghyun! It’s her, I think. Answer the door.
Jonghyun: Go find out for sure and then answer the door.”
Taemin: But you’re right there!
Jonghyun: Go answer the door! Don’t make me cut your hair.
Taemin: MEANIE!
(opens door.)
Sekyung: Taeminneee-ah! How are you?
Taemin: Good, noona! Come in?
Sekyung: Why, thank you. Oppa is here?
Taemin: Yep. He’s been braggin’ about the surprise he has for you.
Sekyung steps inside the warm dorm. “Really? Has he told you about it?”
Taemin: NOPE, just that it will be cool. And that he will shave me bald if I touch it.
Sekyung: AW! You know Oppa loves you Taeminnie!
Taemin: Mmmhmm.
Jonghyun comes charging at the doorway with his sweats on. “Get out the damn way, fool. Sekhyung!!!!!!
Jonghyun wrapped his arms around his girlfriend. “I have your gift!!!! Come on upstairs!”
Sekyung follow upstairs into Jonghyun’s room and sat eagerly on the bed.
Jonghyun locked and closed the door with a slam and jumped with excitement coursing through his veins. "Close your eyes!”
Sekyung followed orders and put her hands over her eyes. Jonghyung went from the other side of the bed and grabbed the white box. He hid it behind his back. "Ok, OPEN!"
As soon as she opened her eyes, the white box with the cartoon kids and the colorful circles was shaken in the air by a giddy Jonghyun jumping up and down.
The excitement on Sekyung’s face had shrunk and flushed down in a blink of an eye.
Are you serious?
Jonghyun: IT’S TWISTER!
The locked door was immediately torn down and collided with the carpeted floor by the force of the rest of the anxious eavesdropping shinnee members.
Taemin: YAH!! I’m sorry, Hyung, but this is the present you’ve been hiding from us!?
Key: Well, WE WANNA PLAY!!
Onew: How dare you keep a fun game away from ME! YOUR LEADER!
Minho: Or me!!? Taemin, Key, and Onew: OR US!
Onew: AH! By the time I count to three we will all ATTACK!
1...
1 and a half....
Jonghyun: If you wanted to play you could just ask.
Sekyung’s mouth widened, flabbergasted. So, I spend my day looking for a sexy toy for us to play with. You buy TWISTER, and even better, you wanna play with ALL of your brothers even though this is OUR special gift day?
Ah, Jonghyun, oppa...
The gang huddles around Jonghun asking how to play.
Jonghyun: Oh, you just spin the dial and whatever the body part and the color it points out, you do it. So if it says, blue left hand, then you put your left hand on a blue spot.
Minho: What if a blue spot is soo far away?
Jonghyun: Then...you try to find a closer one.
Minho: What if someone is already on the closer one?
Jonghyun: Then...you’re screwed.
Minho: Oh, looks complicated. No thanks.
Minho plopped down on the bed next to a jaw dropped Sekyung.
Minho: Oh, dongsaeng, you got a little drool right there. That’s nasty.
The game was getting started and after about ten seconds, Key was the first one to lose.
Jonghyun: Awwww, you SUCK!
Key came marching toward Minho: AISH! MINHO GET YOUR LAZY ASS OFF THE BED AND PLAY!!!! He faced Sekyung, her mouth still hanging open "Oh, you should wipe that slobber on your chin, dongsaeng. Nasty."
Onew spun the dial: Left hand green! Left hand green! Jonghyun quickly attempted to move his left hand over Taemin’s leg and under
Onew’s chest, but Onew had spotted the green under him and moved for it faster.
"HA! "
Jonghyun’s balance was propped upon his left arm, and now that it was move, he tilted unsteady. He desperately flung his hand upon something to save him from losing-- something soft, something squishy, something like...
Taemin: GAH! Hyung!! That’s my BUM BUM!
Jonghyung’s pale face was painted with red.: Well, I’m sorry but if I move it, I’ll lose...and why is it so soft? It’s softer than noona’s!
Sekyung’s face had now dominated the red look. She closed her mouth finally and exclaimed
"OPPA!"
Jonghyun: WHAT? Oh, you wanna play? Come on! Onew needs to leave--he can’t be the spinner and in the game! Come take his spot.
Onew: You just don’t want me winning is all! But fine! I’ll leave, not because you wanted me to, but because I want to.
Onew’s body, entertwined with Taemin’s and Jonghyun’s, had loosened it’s grip and he carelessly straightened up , almost knocking over the two remaining players.
Taemin: Hyung, be careful, please.
Jonghyun: Dude, you need to calm down, almost knocking me over like that! C’mon Sekyung!
*Are you ready or not you ready or not*
His phone rang from inside his tight pockets.
Jonghyun: yeoboseyo?
Sekyung: Oppa!! Guess what today is?!
Jonghyun: Um....your birthday?
Sekyung: ENH? REALL--
Jonghyun: NO NO NO, don’t tell me. It is.... anniversary!
Sekyung:...
Jonghyun: Oh, it’s MY birthday!
Sekyung: Aish! It’s give-a-way day!
Jonghyun: Oh yeah.... what’s that?
Sekyung: Oh my---*sigh* Remember you said, ‘Sekyung, we need to do something special for eachother; we’re as boring as a middle school couple?
Jonghyun: Oh yeah, yeah right.
Sekyung: And then you were all like, ‘How about we do a day where we get a surprise for us both and we exchange it at my house?’ ? And then I said ‘Ok.’
Jonghyun: OOOOH, Give-a-way day...oh, that’s TODAY?
Sekyung: OPPA. Don’t tell me you forgot! I’m at the store getting your gift! Didn’t you write it down?
Jonghyun:...
Sekyung: *sigh* Lazy boyfriends. Well then, FIND SOMETHING FOR THE TWO OF US BY TODAY!!!! I’LL BE THERE IN 30. YOU BETTER HAVE IT READY!!!
Jonghyun:*sigh* Bossy girlfriends. Well, if you must know, Ms. Control Freak, I bought something the other day that looks real fun and playful for tonight and just for the two of us. It’ll be soo exciting since we’ve never done this before. And if you don’t get me something that is twice as amazing, you will REGRET it.
Sekyung: Mmmhmmm. Well, I’ve already decided what I’m getting for you. So we’ll see whose is more fun.
Jonghyun: Yes..we shall. See you in 30!
I clicked my phone shut with shame practically dancing on my face. Give-a-way? I had just now remembered it....heh, heh. And he already had something FUN for me! I’m not even at the store!
Okay, okay. No need to panic. First of all, NO MORE LYING!
Second...hmmm...what store shall I go to?? I mean....he probably bought something romantic...
O.M.O
What if--what if he wanted to do it tonight?
AHH! This will be both our first times!!! That’s why he said it’ll be soo exciting!
So happy, so happy!
OOhhh so what if he buys p-o...
AHH, so excited, I can’t even spell it!
But what if he doesn’t.....PSSH, as pervy as he is???
Okay, okay, okay. I have to buy something as sexy and as fun as porn...
The eager smile on my face was transformed into a long devious smirk as I thought of Jonghyun’sfun and exciting gift. Maybe I should wear something sexy....you know to up the ante? But OMO, I was so excited I galloped all the way to my room and powdered my face with layers of makeup. I took off my hightop converse sneakers, my ripped dark jeans, and my “Women are the World Society” T-shirt, and replaced them with black three-inch heals, black skinny jeans, and a low flamboyant red v-neck (which really doesn’t do to well with my Asian chest). To cover up, I decided to wear a mini jacket. I slung my satchel over it and posed in the mirror. Oohh, I look HAWT.
The brisk autumn wind had sniped me at my nose. Gosh, it was chilly. Checked my watch--20 more minutes. Hopped into my silver KiaSpectra (a birthday gift from OPPA!) and let the wind take the wheel, because I sure didn’t know where to go.
And it seemed the wind didn’t know either; considering the fact that it blew me into a line of bumper to bumper traffic.
Just my luck.
However, sitting in traffic for about three minutes actually gave me an idea for the place to shop at for Jonghyun’s gift, consulting the fact that the car in front had a bumper sticker with the store’s name.
Cashews and Gumdrops was an Adult store. My friends talk about going there all the time so I wasn’t unfamiliar with the name.
Seconds of swerving later, I had arrived at a small, brick building on a corner. I anxiously walked in, calming down, looking as mature as
possible. The air was sprayed with the smell of love. A tender, natural smell it was. Actually, it was pretty decent inside--nice floor, medical books, cosmetics, suitcases, posters of--HOOH JESUS! Naked lady, naked lady...turning around....
It had seemed a whole bunch of naked ladies were surrounding me. It was funny though; I was walking throughout the store and there were professional things like make-up and junk. And then I walk further to see a bunch of skin and boobs. I looked around--was there any explanation of this?A poster, the only one not perverted, had caught my attention:
“Adults.”
Ick...
I looked around in this here adults section. Cigarettes, wine bottles, lots of big sex dolls, and there were many of these jock straps with padding.
Ew, I thought girls were the ones with periods.
Time had passed and I had found the female adults section, all glittery and pink and decorated with lots of lengerie.
Oh, maybe some of this will be okay?
From a barrel, I grabbed a pair of bright pink laced underwear. It was cute. The lettering was also pretty.
I read the front: “LICK.”
Oh.
Disgusted I turned to the back...
“INSERT.”
...Even to be more disgusted.
I dropped the panties as if it were dirty laundry and slowly walked away.
Lingerie, lingerie, DVD’s, fake nails, some tails, and then even more lingerie.
Nothing special.
I glanced at my watch.
10 minutes left.
Oh no. I had to make this quick. I sped walked through the females isles, craning my neck at anything that seemed to be special.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Ew.
Disgusting!
Disturbing!
OH MY---
“Adult toys.”
Hmm, I thought, this seems fun.
I dug into the barrel with a loud plunge and grabbed the first thing that caught my eye.
It was a pink dildo.
Uh, no thanks.
Even though I said no, it appeared the barrel just wanted me to take it because there were several copies of the dildo.
There were purples, and blacks, and reds, and oranges.
And there was one that glowed in the dark.
I dug into the barrel a little deeper until I heard a buzzing, deep down inside the tall barrel.
Hmm.... My hand fished for the buzzer impatiently, throwing out every thing in the way, until finally, with a touch, the buzzing stopped. I grabbed what my fingers had laid upon and hoisted it from the bottom. Purple. A purple vibrator.
Hmmmmmmmm. I checked the price tag. Wasn’t costly at all. This could be a good gift! Yeah! I can use this to seduce him, that way we probably won’t even need the porno.
Which means, my gift is better!
Even though it’s for me, we both will receive the joy. But a black cloud had thundered over my exhilaration.
Am I SERIOUSLY gonna buy this? I mean, I’m not even eighteen. And the cashiers are all women. What if
they can see that I’m not eighteen? What if they ask for ID?
Soon, the shining lightbulb plopped over my head. AHA! I could buy some nonessential non pervy items, and jingle them in with
the vibrator. That way, they are less likely to ask question about it!
So I grabbed a cart from up front and grabbed random books and items less then three thousand won and threw them in.
In total I had five books on pregnancy, a chew toy, and a pack of cigarettes. And, of course, the vibrator. All under seven thousand won!
Took another glance at my watch.
5 minutes left.
Ok, Okay, I CAN do this, I assured myself. But then again, what if he doesn’t buy a porno, or something sexy? And why
do I need a VIBRATOR to begin with? Isn’t it for solos? I HAVE a man. His ding-a-ling may be tiny, but I don’t need this!
Or do I?
Oh fuck it, I gots to GO!
I rushed over to the line of cashiers and my eyes panned the area.
JUST MY LUCK!
The cash register on the far left was controlled by A BOY.
YEAH, a boy! He can’t tell how old I am, and plus, he probably doesn’t know what it is.
I practically raced to be the first one in his line (which didn’t seem so hard; the store was nearly vacant.)
I greeted him and he greeted me back as I unloaded the cart.
He scanned the five pregnancy books [BEEP] with ease, and then the chew toy [BEEP], and then the vibrator.
His scanning gun had stopped with the beeping.
He smirked, and his hazel eyes met mine.
Oh no..... I thought. It’s all over now.
I struggled for the right words. “Um...sir, is there a problem?” I managed to say.
“Problem, OH NO! HAHA. It’s just that I have this exact same model!”
No comment.
~~~
RING DING DONG!
Taemin: Jonghyun! It’s her, I think. Answer the door.
Jonghyun: Go find out for sure and then answer the door.”
Taemin: But you’re right there!
Jonghyun: Go answer the door! Don’t make me cut your hair.
Taemin: MEANIE!
(opens door.)
Sekyung: Taeminneee-ah! How are you?
Taemin: Good, noona! Come in?
Sekyung: Why, thank you. Oppa is here?
Taemin: Yep. He’s been braggin’ about the surprise he has for you.
Sekyung steps inside the warm dorm. “Really? Has he told you about it?”
Taemin: NOPE, just that it will be cool. And that he will shave me bald if I touch it.
Sekyung: AW! You know Oppa loves you Taeminnie!
Taemin: Mmmhmm.
Jonghyun comes charging at the doorway with his sweats on. “Get out the damn way, fool. Sekhyung!!!!!!
Jonghyun wrapped his arms around his girlfriend. “I have your gift!!!! Come on upstairs!”
Sekyung follow upstairs into Jonghyun’s room and sat eagerly on the bed.
Jonghyun locked and closed the door with a slam and jumped with excitement coursing through his veins. "Close your eyes!”
Sekyung followed orders and put her hands over her eyes. Jonghyung went from the other side of the bed and grabbed the white box. He hid it behind his back. "Ok, OPEN!"
As soon as she opened her eyes, the white box with the cartoon kids and the colorful circles was shaken in the air by a giddy Jonghyun jumping up and down.
The excitement on Sekyung’s face had shrunk and flushed down in a blink of an eye.
Are you serious?
Jonghyun: IT’S TWISTER!
The locked door was immediately torn down and collided with the carpeted floor by the force of the rest of the anxious eavesdropping shinnee members.
Taemin: YAH!! I’m sorry, Hyung, but this is the present you’ve been hiding from us!?
Key: Well, WE WANNA PLAY!!
Onew: How dare you keep a fun game away from ME! YOUR LEADER!
Minho: Or me!!? Taemin, Key, and Onew: OR US!
Onew: AH! By the time I count to three we will all ATTACK!
1...
1 and a half....
Jonghyun: If you wanted to play you could just ask.
Sekyung’s mouth widened, flabbergasted. So, I spend my day looking for a sexy toy for us to play with. You buy TWISTER, and even better, you wanna play with ALL of your brothers even though this is OUR special gift day?
Ah, Jonghyun, oppa...
The gang huddles around Jonghun asking how to play.
Jonghyun: Oh, you just spin the dial and whatever the body part and the color it points out, you do it. So if it says, blue left hand, then you put your left hand on a blue spot.
Minho: What if a blue spot is soo far away?
Jonghyun: Then...you try to find a closer one.
Minho: What if someone is already on the closer one?
Jonghyun: Then...you’re screwed.
Minho: Oh, looks complicated. No thanks.
Minho plopped down on the bed next to a jaw dropped Sekyung.
Minho: Oh, dongsaeng, you got a little drool right there. That’s nasty.
The game was getting started and after about ten seconds, Key was the first one to lose.
Jonghyun: Awwww, you SUCK!
Key came marching toward Minho: AISH! MINHO GET YOUR LAZY ASS OFF THE BED AND PLAY!!!! He faced Sekyung, her mouth still hanging open "Oh, you should wipe that slobber on your chin, dongsaeng. Nasty."
Onew spun the dial: Left hand green! Left hand green! Jonghyun quickly attempted to move his left hand over Taemin’s leg and under
Onew’s chest, but Onew had spotted the green under him and moved for it faster.
"HA! "
Jonghyun’s balance was propped upon his left arm, and now that it was move, he tilted unsteady. He desperately flung his hand upon something to save him from losing-- something soft, something squishy, something like...
Taemin: GAH! Hyung!! That’s my BUM BUM!
Jonghyung’s pale face was painted with red.: Well, I’m sorry but if I move it, I’ll lose...and why is it so soft? It’s softer than noona’s!
Sekyung’s face had now dominated the red look. She closed her mouth finally and exclaimed
"OPPA!"
Jonghyun: WHAT? Oh, you wanna play? Come on! Onew needs to leave--he can’t be the spinner and in the game! Come take his spot.
Onew: You just don’t want me winning is all! But fine! I’ll leave, not because you wanted me to, but because I want to.
Onew’s body, entertwined with Taemin’s and Jonghyun’s, had loosened it’s grip and he carelessly straightened up , almost knocking over the two remaining players.
Taemin: Hyung, be careful, please.
Jonghyun: Dude, you need to calm down, almost knocking me over like that! C’mon Sekyung!