A day at SHINee's Dorm
Terror has Struck
AHHHHHHHHHHH! WHO THE FREAK USED MY SHAMPOO!” a scream was heard from the bathroom.
Uh oh! Not again! I couldn’t help but think. The last time someone used Key's shampoo we had to obey his every command until he found out who had done it. It was so embarrassing though.
"IF NO ONE TELLS ME I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL CUT A HO TODAY!" Key went on yelling. He came out with the empty bottle in hand and waving it at me.
"..... calm down ok why don't we first figure out who did it before threatening ok?" I suggested in hopes to calm him down.
"OH HALLL NAWW! ONCE I FOUND OUT I WIILL CUT THEM!"
Blah, blah, blah, he went on but I tuned his voice out.
30 minutes passed with his nagging. I swear to god he is just like a housewife. I wondered who it was. Onew would never use Key's shampoo without buying the same exact one again before he found out. Jonghyun would always get on his bad side by using his stuff without permission. Minho.....well I don't know about him but he just doesn't use such girly stuff.
Finally the rest of the members came home. We were all sitting in the living room. It became dead silent when Key entered the room. We all knew for sure that it was going to be one long night.
"Okay, I am going to ask very nicely,” he said in a forced strained tone. “Who used my citrus scented limited addition shampoo?”
"..............” There was dead silence. None of us made an attempt to reply.
"Okay none of you will answer me right? Fine I will ask one by one then. Since I already asked you, Taemin, you can leave."
I let out a breath of air in relief. Even though I was dismissed I still wanted to know what happened so I stayed. Key looked so scary. He started to get closer to Onew.
"Onew, last time you used my shampoo right?" he asked.
"R-r-right," Onew stammered nervously.
"So... did you learn your lesson from last time?”
"Yes."
I could see Onew shaking in fear from Key.
"Answer me honestly did you or did you not use it?" he demanded.
"I didn't I swe--" he began to protest but was cut off.
"DISMISSED!"
Onew jumped in fear and went straight to his room. I went to accompany Onew while Key started to get closer to the 2 remaining members. Onew and I were sitting in silence trying to hear Key grilling the other two. We were both so eager that my hands started to sweat slowly. The anticipation was killing me. One second seemed like a whole hour. Then suddenly the conversation took a turn of avent. Instead of Key yelling, we heard someone begging for mercy.
"ITS HURTS! AHHHHHH PLEASE STOP!"
"I'LL TEACH YOU TO NEVER MESS WITH MY STUFF YOU DUMBASS!"
"I'LL DO ANYTHING JUST PLEASE, PLEASE STOP! I'M SORRY!"
Onew and I rushed back into the room to find Key sitting on top of Minho pulling his hair while pulling his leg with the other hand. Jonghyun was just sitting there in shock. Of course he couldn't do anything to help him. He would only be asking for a death wish..
AHHHHHHHHHHH! WHO THE FREAK USED MY SHAMPOO!” a scream was heard from the bathroom.
Uh oh! Not again! I couldn’t help but think. The last time someone used Key's shampoo we had to obey his every command until he found out who had done it. It was so embarrassing though.
"IF NO ONE TELLS ME I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL CUT A HO TODAY!" Key went on yelling. He came out with the empty bottle in hand and waving it at me.
"..... calm down ok why don't we first figure out who did it before threatening ok?" I suggested in hopes to calm him down.
"OH HALLL NAWW! ONCE I FOUND OUT I WIILL CUT THEM!"
Blah, blah, blah, he went on but I tuned his voice out.
30 minutes passed with his nagging. I swear to god he is just like a housewife. I wondered who it was. Onew would never use Key's shampoo without buying the same exact one again before he found out. Jonghyun would always get on his bad side by using his stuff without permission. Minho.....well I don't know about him but he just doesn't use such girly stuff.
Finally the rest of the members came home. We were all sitting in the living room. It became dead silent when Key entered the room. We all knew for sure that it was going to be one long night.
"Okay, I am going to ask very nicely,” he said in a forced strained tone. “Who used my citrus scented limited addition shampoo?”
"..............” There was dead silence. None of us made an attempt to reply.
"Okay none of you will answer me right? Fine I will ask one by one then. Since I already asked you, Taemin, you can leave."
I let out a breath of air in relief. Even though I was dismissed I still wanted to know what happened so I stayed. Key looked so scary. He started to get closer to Onew.
"Onew, last time you used my shampoo right?" he asked.
"R-r-right," Onew stammered nervously.
"So... did you learn your lesson from last time?”
"Yes."
I could see Onew shaking in fear from Key.
"Answer me honestly did you or did you not use it?" he demanded.
"I didn't I swe--" he began to protest but was cut off.
"DISMISSED!"
Onew jumped in fear and went straight to his room. I went to accompany Onew while Key started to get closer to the 2 remaining members. Onew and I were sitting in silence trying to hear Key grilling the other two. We were both so eager that my hands started to sweat slowly. The anticipation was killing me. One second seemed like a whole hour. Then suddenly the conversation took a turn of avent. Instead of Key yelling, we heard someone begging for mercy.
"ITS HURTS! AHHHHHH PLEASE STOP!"
"I'LL TEACH YOU TO NEVER MESS WITH MY STUFF YOU DUMBASS!"
"I'LL DO ANYTHING JUST PLEASE, PLEASE STOP! I'M SORRY!"
Onew and I rushed back into the room to find Key sitting on top of Minho pulling his hair while pulling his leg with the other hand. Jonghyun was just sitting there in shock. Of course he couldn't do anything to help him. He would only be asking for a death wish..