Dear Santa

[dollyxdreadful]

Dear Santa, you are one sexxy bitch.,

This year I've been busy!

Last Monday I fucked gotxmahxshovel in the ass (3 points). In September I pushed mr_zombiepants in the mud and made out with him(-17 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In April I gave _timerunning_ Ani Difranco..and myself. (50 points). Last Tuesday I punched lezombiemargot in the ovaries (-10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-674 points). For Christmas I deserve a lot of sexxx!

Sincerely,
dollyxdreadful

Okay okay..so I "slightly" edited it..but the others were boring!