Hello! Thank you so much in advance for writing for me. If you love cheesy romcoms and crack, have fun with my prompts. If you hate them with a passion, I'm so sorry you got stuck with me orz
General squicks I have include cheating, mpreg, dubcon/noncon/rape, and character death(though exceptions to the rule can be made under... compelling circumstances for plot reasons). I'm a huge fan of bang7/gotbang intermingling so you'll find in my relationships tag that I have very crackpair-oriented tastes alongside the general hyungline/maknaeline pairs I dip my toes into. Still, if you're not into bts, no worries! Knock yourself out with the got7-only ships, haha.
GOT7-only shipping preferences include (in no specific order): yugbam, jinson, markson, jjp, jackbam (preferably platonic, but go crazy if you want a romantic pair!), jinbam and platonic youngjae/bam
gotbang/bang7 ships include v/bambam, jb/jin, rapmon/jackson, suga/bam and jb/jimin, though I'm very flexible when it comes to crossover crack (??? IS THIS EVEN STILL CRACK ANYMORE) pairs.
ot3/ot4 hyungline pairs also much loved, as long as jackson is still in the equation :>
Specific requests:
1) Got7/bangtan crossover, in the format of X number of times maknaeline teamed up with each other to make hyungline's lives hell and one time hyungline got the better of them..
What I really wanna see here are the crossover maknaeline friendships (YUGKOOK SIDE EYEING AND SHOVING AT EACH OTHER!!! VBAM UP TO NO GOOD!!! YOUNGJAE TRYING TO REIN IN JIMIN FROM GOING OVER TO THE DARK SIDE WITH VBAM!!!) and the long-suffering hyungline ones. The most important thing I learned from seeing bang7 interact on-cam is that there is no such thing as crack pairs for these two bands, because they consistently surprise us with the least likely people interacting out of the blue (Jackson + Yoongi, ???????). Just have fun with this one ♥
2) For some reason, character A (preferably Jackson) has been texting someone non-stop and generally acting so lovesick it makes everyone else make disgusted faces every time. Character B keeps telling everyone not to poke too much into it, but THEY HAVE TO KNOW!!! FOR SCIENCE!!! and basically just go on a wild goose chase trying to find out who character A's newfound love interest is.
Spoiler warning: it's character B all along.
Bonus points: if no one listens to character B EVER
Extra bonus points: if the only reason character B makes zero effort to let reveal their relationship status is because character A is secretly shy
Extra extra bonus points if someone makes fun of character A's uncharacteristic shyness
Most preferred pairing for this is markson, but if you want to explore others, I'd be all for it!
3) Character A and Character B have been competing for everything their whole lives, from grade school art projects to high school student council leadership positions to uni scholarships, etc.
Character C shows up, and now they're both competing for Character C's heart.
Bonus points: if Character C turns out to be completely disinterested in them and/or thinks they're both cute together and MATCHMAKES THEM
Extra bonus points: if Character A and B eventually get over themselves and wind up going out/tentatively admitting that the rivalry might not be from 100% competition and partially (okay, completely) from UST
Extra extra bonus points: if everyone else has assumed that Character A and B are secretly banging each other/indulging in angry makeup sex half the time and wonder if they're cheating on each other EVEN IF THEY'RE REALLY NOT
4) On paper, character A and B shouldn't even be friends, shouldn't get along as well as they do. Their friend circles don't overlap, they don't even live in the same neighborhood, the only way they even met was through [insert activity here] that should have been a blip in the radar.
BUT they're so invested in each other to the point that they have each other on speed dial #3 (#1 for parental units, yo) and meet up at least once a week aside from their near-daily Skype/Facetime sessions. And everyone else is just ????? at them all the time, but hey, the heart wants what it wants, right?
Bonus points: if you have a scene where they just fall asleep on each other without hanging up and wake up the next morning to seeing each other's face on the screen of their laptop/phone in all their sleep-rumpled, bedhead/drooling glory and STILL FEEL SO FOND, that would kill me dead so hard
Extra bonus points: if it's markson, please involve dogs ;~; PLEASE.
5) Character A has a Type. It's been the recurring theme of all of his past exes and his friends all roll their eyes so hard at him whenever he falls so fast and hard only for the crush to fizzle out quickly that it barely takes a few hours of consolation ice cream to cheer him up.
Then Character A starts going out with Character B, who by all accounts barely even fits his Type but manages to be the longest-running relationship he's ever had.
Bonus points: if Character A keeps threatening to leave Character B every time Character B does something his Type would NEVER do, and at first it's only teasing that eventually morphs into a reason for tension in their relationship and eventually becomes a fond inside joke when they hit their (#)-year anniversary.
6) Character A and B keep meeting at weddings and getting partnered up with each other/seated at the same tables/etc. They don't think much of it until the one time Character A catches the bouquet and starts getting teased about his future wedding with Character B.
aka the 'our friends keep making fun of us and forcing us together and ok fine you're kinda cute but I HATE ALL THE TEASING and oh god you know what, FINE, but I'm not marrying you, not just yet' wedding AU that needs to happen.
Bonus points: if the epilogue has them preparing to get married to each other
Extra bonus points: if one of the things their friends do is set them up on a blind date with each other
Caveat: I'm willing to suspend my disbelief when it comes to same-sex marriages in S. Korea (/sobs) but if you want accuracy, I wouldn't say no to genderbend for this.
7) Famous person/not-famous person AU where Character A is a star and Character B has been living under a rock too long (or abroad) and has no idea who he is.
Character A is very taken with Character B but HOW TO REVEAL SECRETS!!! HOW!!! Cue all the extreme lengths Character A goes to to hide his status from Character B. Character B remains blissfully oblivious but shit happens. Please make me laugh and cry ♥
Good luck with writing, bb! I hope you have lots of fun with these prompts. :)