As promised to Michelle...
I went to the dermatologist for the first time the other day and he asked me what kind of body wash I used. I had to tell him I didn't use any to which my mother was horrifed. You see, once I went to the body wash isle in Target and tried to pick one, but there were just too many and I couldn't decide. I'm a very indecisive person. I've just never used any. The doctor gave me a list of good ones to pick from so I went to the store to get one. I bought it and went home to take a shower. I got in the shower and shampooed my hair. Then, I decided it was time to use the new body wash. It wasn't in the shower! I had left it in the other room. I got out of the shower to run and get it. Out of the whole house, my mom happened to be walking the hall and saw me. She screamed. I got back in the shower and then realized I didn't know what to do with it. How do I get into these messes? I got back out and went to find my mom. Let's just say she wasn't very happy to see me again. She explained it to me and then I tried it for myself. I think I did it wrong. My mom told me I have a slight form of retardation.