mystery left ; don't trust the bitch in apartment 23 ; june/chloe ; rated pg13 for boobies
There are rules that must be established. Like, boundaries. Clarifications.
For example, "Just because I left my toothbrush out on the bathroom counter does not mean I'm inviting you to use it as a sex toy."
Or, "Please do not delete my DVR recordings of Say Yes to the Dress just beceause The Devil Wears Nada is on the HBO porn channel again."
Or even, "If you're going to have sex in my bedroom, at least leave your room unlocked so I can cry in there."
But lately the recurring clarification has been an exchange somewhere along the lines of:
"Hey Chloe, what do you think of this incredibly tight, low-plunging new black dress?"
"I think I'm kinda gay."
(A sigh, and) "No, Chloe, you're not gay, you just want to touch my boobs."
(Here Chloe puts on her pleading puppy dog face, which works on everyone but, like, so totally doesn't do it for June. Like, totally not even a little bit.) "They just look so sah-ha-haft!" Chloe whines, and June
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OH YE GODS, how can so much joy exist in such a small story??? You had me at For example, "Just because I left my toothbrush out on the bathroom counter does not mean I'm inviting you to use it as a sex toy.", and then it just kept getting MORE AND MORE PERFECT. Do you secretly write for this show? A competitive catwalk to the refrigerator! Green jello that's not that good! "It makes you sound like an aging Christian prostitute." / "Is that even a-"! And "June," she replies gravely, "I would go so gay for you, women's prisons would be renamed Straightville."
oh my god, thank you so much! ever since your fic i've been like begging and pleading for my friends to write me MOAR JUNE/CHLOE, but then i saw the prompt and i was like, what the hell. i'll do it.
really flattered that you liked it. the tone of the show is just so fun, you know? i'm glad i could try my best to replicate it.
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(I love how you are rocking all these fabulous Don't Trust The B icons!)
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This is such an awesome idea.
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There are rules that must be established. Like, boundaries. Clarifications.
For example, "Just because I left my toothbrush out on the bathroom counter does not mean I'm inviting you to use it as a sex toy."
Or, "Please do not delete my DVR recordings of Say Yes to the Dress just beceause The Devil Wears Nada is on the HBO porn channel again."
Or even, "If you're going to have sex in my bedroom, at least leave your room unlocked so I can cry in there."
But lately the recurring clarification has been an exchange somewhere along the lines of:
"Hey Chloe, what do you think of this incredibly tight, low-plunging new black dress?"
"I think I'm kinda gay."
(A sigh, and) "No, Chloe, you're not gay, you just want to touch my boobs."
(Here Chloe puts on her pleading puppy dog face, which works on everyone but, like, so totally doesn't do it for June. Like, totally not even a little bit.) "They just look so sah-ha-haft!" Chloe whines, and June ( ... )
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Just, hilarious, magnificent, adorable, THE BEST.
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really flattered that you liked it. the tone of the show is just so fun, you know? i'm glad i could try my best to replicate it.
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We had found treasure
How sinister, and how correct
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