Remember these lovely freaks??

[dollsome]

(Omg, I will always love these silly fools the best of all.)
Written for softly_me's prompt for The Second Shiny Happy Ficathon. :D

the office || ryan/kelly || but you're MY hot mess

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[kindness_says]

Oh my god faaaaaaaaaaaace. Ugh, so I was looking for a quote or something and then I fucking got sucked into rereading like all the Ryan/Kelly care_says had tagged on delicious??? and then I vaguely remembered that dollsome had more that she didn't have tagged/I had not read? and here we are, two and a half hours later, good god.

Oh, well, could have been worse. 2.5 hours isn't so bad in the grand scheme of distraction.

I love that all anyone's retained of The Office so many years later is a case of shipping this random side couple super hard.

Also, you.

(Sorry dollsome this is the last one, I think. I was so excited to reeeeeead it.)

I quoted these two parts at my roommate, who's been side-eyeing me while I giggle insanely for the past two hours -

Kelly's really good at kissing and talking at the same time. She didn't used to be, but over the years she's evolved, and not for the better. Like a cylon. Or the musical stylings of Iron & Wine. (Personally, Ryan thinks it's a real travesty that the guy couldn't just content himself with the simple truth of an acoustic guitar and a plaintively haunting vocal, but once you've gone Twilight soundtrack, well. There's no resurrecting your indie cred.)

He has this theory that you could push her into a large body of water and she could easily hold her breath for like two minutes. Not that he's ever tempted to try this. Just, scientific curiosity. He's got it. You could probably call him a bit of a Renaissance Man.

Love his douchey fucking faaaaaace.