Douche & Doll: The loser folder

May 19, 2010 18:13

(This is actually from last week; I held off posting it, but what the hell...you guys get to see it all.)

Douche: WHoooeee...let em hang mama
Doll: Pardon??

Doll clickies his profile and sees nothing of interest. When all a guy posts is a faux-artsy black & white shot of his "sculpted" torso or chest, it's a safe bet that he's a jackass.

Douche: Your heavy hangers. I know DD's when I see them
Doll: You fail. 38H. Thanks for playing... bye. :)
Douche: No fucking way
Douche: That's a bold faced lie
Douche: Wait, I looked again. You're right. Yum
Doll: *shrug* Believe whatever you want. This conversation's over.
Douche: I beleive you...don't get pissy so fast
Douche: geez
Douche: I was complimenting your endowment
Douche: I hope you don't mind if I jerk off to your pics
Douche: But I don't see tits like that everyday
Doll: Profile flagged. I said conversation over. Now go away.
Douche: Fatty

Insecure microdick.

His profile's been deleted, so either OKC actually monitors the flags, or he figured all the women there were stuck-up fatties that didn't want to have sex with him. I don't care what he thinks, as long as he goes away. :D

guy&doll

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