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Hey, hi! I'm sorry I haven't posted in a really long time, but I've been really busy. I love my new job, but it means a lot of hard work and long hours. But yay for The Onion! There is so much more going on, most of it good, some of it meh, but I really can't complain.
But what are you doing tonight after work? Nothing? That's perfect! You should come to the Onion Society for the Preservation of Alcohol. What does that mean? Basically, the Onion throws a party once a month at a cool bar and gives you free Jameson for a couple of hours (or until we drink it all). All you have to do in order to partake of the free booze is meet me at the door, give me your email address so that I can sign you up for the events newsletter (which you should be on anyway) and then awkwardly compliment my fancy new socks.
Come on, it'll be fun!
Onion Society For The Preservation Of Alcohol Meeting #19
Floyd, NY
131 Atlantic Ave., Brooklyn
Also, save the dates:
Wednesday, March 21: My birthday dinner. No need to break tradition, we're getting Chinese food!
Saturday, March 24: Anya and Marianne = raging birthday party
Monday, March 26: Bro'in Out with competitive eater/rapper Badlands Booker! Awesome!
Saturday, March 31: Rififi benefit party
But what are you doing tonight after work? Nothing? That's perfect! You should come to the Onion Society for the Preservation of Alcohol. What does that mean? Basically, the Onion throws a party once a month at a cool bar and gives you free Jameson for a couple of hours (or until we drink it all). All you have to do in order to partake of the free booze is meet me at the door, give me your email address so that I can sign you up for the events newsletter (which you should be on anyway) and then awkwardly compliment my fancy new socks.
Come on, it'll be fun!
Onion Society For The Preservation Of Alcohol Meeting #19
Floyd, NY
131 Atlantic Ave., Brooklyn
Also, save the dates:
Wednesday, March 21: My birthday dinner. No need to break tradition, we're getting Chinese food!
Saturday, March 24: Anya and Marianne = raging birthday party
Monday, March 26: Bro'in Out with competitive eater/rapper Badlands Booker! Awesome!
Saturday, March 31: Rififi benefit party