I just pretend to be stupid, I swear.
Why do I do this? I started drinking as soon as I got home. Now before I down this next glass I'm going to open the windows for air, take a couple deep breaths and try to cover it all up so I don't make anyone upset.
I have pretty purple flowers in my hair. Whee. Should have dyed my hair purple or hot pink before accidentally dyeing it black. Whatever.. Now at least I don't get mascara stuck in my bleach blonde hair.... that used to happen always in the very few seconds before leaving for work. Whyy?!
Ahem.. umm.. this is kind of pointless isn't it? Oops. I read "homestyle ranch" as "hostile ranch". hhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeee hostile ranch.
I have pretty purple flowers in my hair. Whee. Should have dyed my hair purple or hot pink before accidentally dyeing it black. Whatever.. Now at least I don't get mascara stuck in my bleach blonde hair.... that used to happen always in the very few seconds before leaving for work. Whyy?!
Ahem.. umm.. this is kind of pointless isn't it? Oops. I read "homestyle ranch" as "hostile ranch". hhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeee hostile ranch.