HOOTERS
So I went to Hooters for the first time tonight and I must say, I was highly disappointed.
The girls were not very attractive, the food was horrible, and our waitress seemed to hang out and talk with every table except ours (of course, all of her other tables consisted mostly of dirty old men who probably leave much better tips than college students).
The highlights of the evening were pointing out the girls with ridiculously fake breasts and the midget couple sitting by the door (the man had shoulder length, dyed bright red hair and the woman was wearing flowing clothes and tons of jewlery that made her look like she should have a crysal ball and be reading people's palms to tell them about their future).
The boys threatened to tell them it was my birthday, but it never happened.
So that's my story.
And my back hurts because we sat on stools.
The end.
The girls were not very attractive, the food was horrible, and our waitress seemed to hang out and talk with every table except ours (of course, all of her other tables consisted mostly of dirty old men who probably leave much better tips than college students).
The highlights of the evening were pointing out the girls with ridiculously fake breasts and the midget couple sitting by the door (the man had shoulder length, dyed bright red hair and the woman was wearing flowing clothes and tons of jewlery that made her look like she should have a crysal ball and be reading people's palms to tell them about their future).
The boys threatened to tell them it was my birthday, but it never happened.
So that's my story.
And my back hurts because we sat on stools.
The end.