when it rains...
I have decided that I want to be as natural as possible....
I decided that, but it won't happen. mostly because:
* I love MAC makeup
* I love McDonalds
* I live for bacon
* natural soap makes me itch
* leather makes my ass look hott
* I have a limited amount of money and can't fathom making a whole meal out of vegegies
Sanford, the Jamaican dishwasher @ the Briarpatch, told me that Bob Marley is my father...I wish i could believe him.
My folks have decided to go into the all natural hair and skin product buisness recently. They have asked for my expertise in all natural products since I:
-stole essesntial oils, shea butter, and coconut paste from the all natural store where I worked
-have dredlocks and read books on Haile Selassie
-am apparently I'm a granola lesbian in sheep's clothing
-know more black people who identify with a natural lifestyle than either of my parents combined
-live in a city that at least claims to be progressive in thought and action
all of these things means that I am the perfect canidate to come up with a name and help them find recipes.
Books I've finished recently that made me contemplate the world in which I live:
-We Wish to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will be Killed With Our Families (genocide in Rwanda)
-Farenheit 451 (book burning in the future)
-Female Enuch (the essence of woman)
-Nigger (the history of the racial epithet)
-Grassroots(starting a feminist revolution)
I love being a free thinker...kind of...really love it, not so much a free thinker though...I like the thought...you know what I mean
I decided that, but it won't happen. mostly because:
* I love MAC makeup
* I love McDonalds
* I live for bacon
* natural soap makes me itch
* leather makes my ass look hott
* I have a limited amount of money and can't fathom making a whole meal out of vegegies
Sanford, the Jamaican dishwasher @ the Briarpatch, told me that Bob Marley is my father...I wish i could believe him.
My folks have decided to go into the all natural hair and skin product buisness recently. They have asked for my expertise in all natural products since I:
-stole essesntial oils, shea butter, and coconut paste from the all natural store where I worked
-have dredlocks and read books on Haile Selassie
-am apparently I'm a granola lesbian in sheep's clothing
-know more black people who identify with a natural lifestyle than either of my parents combined
-live in a city that at least claims to be progressive in thought and action
all of these things means that I am the perfect canidate to come up with a name and help them find recipes.
Books I've finished recently that made me contemplate the world in which I live:
-We Wish to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will be Killed With Our Families (genocide in Rwanda)
-Farenheit 451 (book burning in the future)
-Female Enuch (the essence of woman)
-Nigger (the history of the racial epithet)
-Grassroots(starting a feminist revolution)
I love being a free thinker...kind of...really love it, not so much a free thinker though...I like the thought...you know what I mean