Toys
Title: Toys
Author:
dollfaced
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 494
Author's Note: Written for nikkilicious377 at luvlikerocketz 2009 Valentine's exchange
“Malfoy, would you please get out of Pansy’s room! She and Harry will be back soon.”
“I’m not hurting anything. Besides, Pansy said I could come in here any time I wanted.”
“Right. That’s why she put up the wards.”
“If she really wanted to keep me out she would have made them much stronger. Like your wards.”
“You tried to get into my room?”
“What can I say? I love a challenge.”
“I am a witch, not a challenge.”
“Oh, yes you are … Hey, Granger, what’s this?”
“First, put that back. And second, you know exactly what it is. You’re just trying to embarrass me-and it won’t work.”
“No, really, I need you to enlighten me. Even better, you could show me. I’m a visual learner, you know.”
“Liar. If I recall correctly, you dated Pansy. So, I’m reasonably sure you know exactly what that is used for.”
“Well, that was a long time ago, unless you’re referring to the time we locked ourselves in a bedroom for three days straight. Is that what you consider dating? Had I only known, Granger … Oh, these look like fun. What do you think?”
“Hey, get away from me.”
“Aw, just a quick little demonstration. I won’t hurt you. Promise.”
“Damn you, Malfoy! This is not funny. Uncuff me from this bedpost, now!”
“It’s hilarious, actually. I can’t tell you how much I love it when you get angry.”
“Oh, you haven’t seen angry yet!”
“You’re protesting a bit too much. I think you like it, Granger.”
“Malfoy, this is insane. Just let me go.”
“Not sure I know how?”
“Yes, you do. The keys are right there.”
“Oh, you mean these.”
“Yes, those.”
“So you really want me to unlock you?”
“Yes.”
“All right. Whatever you want.”
“... So what are you waiting for?”
“I changed my mind.”
“Why, you sadistic prat. Stop toying with me, damn it!”
“Stop? No way. I’m having too much fun.”
“You’ll regret this. Accio wa-”
“Nope, no regrets yet.”
“Malfoy … mmph … at some point you have to stop snogging me, you know.”
“Why? Realizing you like it too much?”
“Yes, wow … oh ... Malfoy, please don’t stop.”
“Don’t worry. I hadn’t planned on it.”
“Oh, yes. Do that again … we should really take this into my room. I have my own little collection. I’d be happy to show you.”
“Did anyone ever tell you just how brilliant you are?”
“Yes. Now hurry up and unlock these. I want to put my hands all over you.”
“You don’t have to tell me twice.”
“Ah, that’s better. Those were a little too tight.”
“Hey, where are you going? I thought-”
“Oh, I lied. I’m going to the living room to finish my book. I suggest you put everything back before Harry catches you in here.”
“What! But those were some of my best moves. Damn it, Granger, you are such a tease!”
Author:
dollfaced
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 494
Author's Note: Written for nikkilicious377 at luvlikerocketz 2009 Valentine's exchange
“Malfoy, would you please get out of Pansy’s room! She and Harry will be back soon.”
“I’m not hurting anything. Besides, Pansy said I could come in here any time I wanted.”
“Right. That’s why she put up the wards.”
“If she really wanted to keep me out she would have made them much stronger. Like your wards.”
“You tried to get into my room?”
“What can I say? I love a challenge.”
“I am a witch, not a challenge.”
“Oh, yes you are … Hey, Granger, what’s this?”
“First, put that back. And second, you know exactly what it is. You’re just trying to embarrass me-and it won’t work.”
“No, really, I need you to enlighten me. Even better, you could show me. I’m a visual learner, you know.”
“Liar. If I recall correctly, you dated Pansy. So, I’m reasonably sure you know exactly what that is used for.”
“Well, that was a long time ago, unless you’re referring to the time we locked ourselves in a bedroom for three days straight. Is that what you consider dating? Had I only known, Granger … Oh, these look like fun. What do you think?”
“Hey, get away from me.”
“Aw, just a quick little demonstration. I won’t hurt you. Promise.”
“Damn you, Malfoy! This is not funny. Uncuff me from this bedpost, now!”
“It’s hilarious, actually. I can’t tell you how much I love it when you get angry.”
“Oh, you haven’t seen angry yet!”
“You’re protesting a bit too much. I think you like it, Granger.”
“Malfoy, this is insane. Just let me go.”
“Not sure I know how?”
“Yes, you do. The keys are right there.”
“Oh, you mean these.”
“Yes, those.”
“So you really want me to unlock you?”
“Yes.”
“All right. Whatever you want.”
“... So what are you waiting for?”
“I changed my mind.”
“Why, you sadistic prat. Stop toying with me, damn it!”
“Stop? No way. I’m having too much fun.”
“You’ll regret this. Accio wa-”
“Nope, no regrets yet.”
“Malfoy … mmph … at some point you have to stop snogging me, you know.”
“Why? Realizing you like it too much?”
“Yes, wow … oh ... Malfoy, please don’t stop.”
“Don’t worry. I hadn’t planned on it.”
“Oh, yes. Do that again … we should really take this into my room. I have my own little collection. I’d be happy to show you.”
“Did anyone ever tell you just how brilliant you are?”
“Yes. Now hurry up and unlock these. I want to put my hands all over you.”
“You don’t have to tell me twice.”
“Ah, that’s better. Those were a little too tight.”
“Hey, where are you going? I thought-”
“Oh, I lied. I’m going to the living room to finish my book. I suggest you put everything back before Harry catches you in here.”
“What! But those were some of my best moves. Damn it, Granger, you are such a tease!”