I stole most of this, but it's so true.
ode to my ipod
Today I bring you reasons why my iPod is better than a boyfriend:
01. My iPod only listens to the music I want to listen to.
02. My iPod is cheaper (factoring in a decent, say six month to a year relationship).
03. My iPod always does what I tell it to.
04. I don't have to change myself for my iPod (e.g. pretend I'm not a middle-class yuppie white girl, pretend ghetto rap is a legitimate genre of music).
05. My iPod doesn't mind going on long car rides (or anywhere, for that matter) with me.
06. My iPod requires little to no maintenance.
07. My iPod is always there for me.
08. When I'm sad, my iPod always has a song to cheer me up.
09. My iPod can play games with me and keep track of my appointments.
10. My iPod motivates me at the gym.
11. My iPod doesn't have an opinion on anything I think or do.
12. My iPod has a user-friendly interface.
13. My iPod doesn't need to spend time with "the boys."
14. My iPod has software upgrades.
15. My iPod can go for eight hours at a time
(I added these)
16. My iPod doesn't start fights with me when we go out
17. My iPod turns off when I don't feel like listening to it
18. My iPod doesn't get jealous if I listen to other iPods
19. My iPod doesn't make stupid comments about the way I look
20. My iPod doesn't cost me any money when i take it out to dinner
Today I bring you reasons why my iPod is better than a boyfriend:
01. My iPod only listens to the music I want to listen to.
02. My iPod is cheaper (factoring in a decent, say six month to a year relationship).
03. My iPod always does what I tell it to.
04. I don't have to change myself for my iPod (e.g. pretend I'm not a middle-class yuppie white girl, pretend ghetto rap is a legitimate genre of music).
05. My iPod doesn't mind going on long car rides (or anywhere, for that matter) with me.
06. My iPod requires little to no maintenance.
07. My iPod is always there for me.
08. When I'm sad, my iPod always has a song to cheer me up.
09. My iPod can play games with me and keep track of my appointments.
10. My iPod motivates me at the gym.
11. My iPod doesn't have an opinion on anything I think or do.
12. My iPod has a user-friendly interface.
13. My iPod doesn't need to spend time with "the boys."
14. My iPod has software upgrades.
15. My iPod can go for eight hours at a time
(I added these)
16. My iPod doesn't start fights with me when we go out
17. My iPod turns off when I don't feel like listening to it
18. My iPod doesn't get jealous if I listen to other iPods
19. My iPod doesn't make stupid comments about the way I look
20. My iPod doesn't cost me any money when i take it out to dinner