Seriously. Every university should just post a big sign outside of their liberal arts buildings that says "NO FATTIES". And I am NOT being facetious.
If we give "fat" equal footing as queer studies, feminist studies, and african studies, we are sending a big message to the rest of the world, and that message is "two all-beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun". I'm also drunk, but seriously folks. Sometimes you just aren't up to par, and that time is when instead of bettering yourself for your personal health and for those around you, you make up a non-existant insight on academic studies so it's ok for you to super size it.
The problem is those fucking bull-dyke man-hating agenda-of-rage feminist/queer studies/human sexuality professors who spend all their time in lecture giving men failing grades and making 18 year old girls feel so, so good about being a woman, not realising that these girls are going out and fucking the men who just got the F and that professors of being fat and flaming don't do much to change the world for the better. But fight the patriarchy. Fight it good. Everyone's the enemy. Just because you're fat and devoid of redeeming qualities, it must be the world at large.
//2 liters of Jack Daniels makes me write this. WOOOOO!!!!
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And I am NOT being facetious.
If we give "fat" equal footing as queer studies, feminist studies, and african studies, we are sending a big message to the rest of the world, and that message is "two all-beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun".
I'm also drunk, but seriously folks. Sometimes you just aren't up to par, and that time is when instead of bettering yourself for your personal health and for those around you, you make up a non-existant insight on academic studies so it's ok for you to super size it.
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//2 liters of Jack Daniels makes me write this. WOOOOO!!!!
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