I couldn't resist !!
You Know You're From Nfld. When...
1. You have never seen any celebrities except Buddy Wassisname.
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the Highway.
3. "Vacation" means going to St. John's for the weekend.
4. You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were
popular in Toronto.
5. You measure distance in hours.
6. You know several people who have hit a moose more then once.
7. Your classes have been cancelled because of snow.
8. You often switch from "heat" to A/C" in the same day.
9. You use a down comforter in the summer.
10. Your grandparents drive at 100km per hour through 13 feet of
snow and a raging blizzard without even flinching.
11. You plan all your financial future around bingo.
12. You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.
13. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave
both unlocked.
14. You think the 4 major food groups are: moose meat, beer, fish,
berries.
15. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows
how to use them.
16. Your girlfriend hunts & fishes more then you do.
17. There are 4 empty cars running in the parking lot of a
convenience store at any given time.
18. You design your kids Halloween costume to fit over a snow
suit.
19. Driving is better in the winter because all the pot holes are
filled with snow.
20. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel pyjamas.
21. You think everyone outside Newfoundland has a accent, when
it is really you!
22. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
23. You know the four seasons: Almost Winter,Winter, Still Winter,
Construction.
24. It takes 3 hours to go to the mall for one item when you are in a
rush because you have to stop and talk to everyone in town.
25. YOU ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND THESE JOKES AND FORWARD THEM TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS FROM NEWFOUNDLAND!
1. You have never seen any celebrities except Buddy Wassisname.
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the Highway.
3. "Vacation" means going to St. John's for the weekend.
4. You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were
popular in Toronto.
5. You measure distance in hours.
6. You know several people who have hit a moose more then once.
7. Your classes have been cancelled because of snow.
8. You often switch from "heat" to A/C" in the same day.
9. You use a down comforter in the summer.
10. Your grandparents drive at 100km per hour through 13 feet of
snow and a raging blizzard without even flinching.
11. You plan all your financial future around bingo.
12. You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.
13. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave
both unlocked.
14. You think the 4 major food groups are: moose meat, beer, fish,
berries.
15. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows
how to use them.
16. Your girlfriend hunts & fishes more then you do.
17. There are 4 empty cars running in the parking lot of a
convenience store at any given time.
18. You design your kids Halloween costume to fit over a snow
suit.
19. Driving is better in the winter because all the pot holes are
filled with snow.
20. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel pyjamas.
21. You think everyone outside Newfoundland has a accent, when
it is really you!
22. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
23. You know the four seasons: Almost Winter,Winter, Still Winter,
Construction.
24. It takes 3 hours to go to the mall for one item when you are in a
rush because you have to stop and talk to everyone in town.
25. YOU ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND THESE JOKES AND FORWARD THEM TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS FROM NEWFOUNDLAND!