A Good Explanation
The wife came home early and found her
husband in their bedroom making
Love to a very attractive young woman.
And was somewhat upset.
"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried"How dare you do this to me - a
Faithful wife, the mother of your
children! I'm leaving you. I want a
Divorce straight away!"
And her husband replied "Hang on just a
minute luv, so at least
I can tell you what happened."
"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but
they'll be the last words you'll say
To me!"
And her husband began - "Well, I was
getting into the car to drive home and
This young lady here asked me for a
lift. She looked so down and out and
Defenseless that I took pity on her and
let her into the car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not
well dressed and very dirty. She
Told me that she hadn't eaten for three
days! So, in my compassion , I
Brought her home and warmed up the
enchiladas I made for you last night,
The ones you wouldn't eat because you're
afraid you'll put on weight.The
Poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up I
suggested a shower and while she was
Doing that I noticed her clothes were
dirty and full of holes so I threw
Them away. Then, as she needed clothes,
I gave her the designer jeans
That you have had for a few years, but
don't use because you say they are
Too tight. I also gave her the underwear
that was your anniversary
Present, which you don't use because I
don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave
you for Christmas that you don't
Wear just to annoy her and I also
donated those boots you bought at the
Expensive boutique and don't use because
someone at work has the same pair."
Here the husband took a quick breath and
continued, "She was so grateful for my
Understanding and help and as I walked
her to the door she turned to me
With tears in her eyes and said,
'Please... Do you have anything else
That your wife doesn't use?'"
husband in their bedroom making
Love to a very attractive young woman.
And was somewhat upset.
"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried"How dare you do this to me - a
Faithful wife, the mother of your
children! I'm leaving you. I want a
Divorce straight away!"
And her husband replied "Hang on just a
minute luv, so at least
I can tell you what happened."
"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but
they'll be the last words you'll say
To me!"
And her husband began - "Well, I was
getting into the car to drive home and
This young lady here asked me for a
lift. She looked so down and out and
Defenseless that I took pity on her and
let her into the car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not
well dressed and very dirty. She
Told me that she hadn't eaten for three
days! So, in my compassion , I
Brought her home and warmed up the
enchiladas I made for you last night,
The ones you wouldn't eat because you're
afraid you'll put on weight.The
Poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up I
suggested a shower and while she was
Doing that I noticed her clothes were
dirty and full of holes so I threw
Them away. Then, as she needed clothes,
I gave her the designer jeans
That you have had for a few years, but
don't use because you say they are
Too tight. I also gave her the underwear
that was your anniversary
Present, which you don't use because I
don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave
you for Christmas that you don't
Wear just to annoy her and I also
donated those boots you bought at the
Expensive boutique and don't use because
someone at work has the same pair."
Here the husband took a quick breath and
continued, "She was so grateful for my
Understanding and help and as I walked
her to the door she turned to me
With tears in her eyes and said,
'Please... Do you have anything else
That your wife doesn't use?'"