Shake it for me, Baby! by LC Rose (One Shot #61)

[tnew78]

Title: Shake it for me, Baby!
Author: LC Rose
Rating: M
Prompt: Occupational Hazard (One Shot #61)
Genfic: AU, comedy
Word Count: 999
Warnings: possessed and lordrandallslady encouraged this…
Summary: A job is a job…so just shut up and do it.

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[lrdrandallslady]

*sings*

Shake, shake, shake, Señora, shake your body line
Shake, shake, shake, Señora, shake it all the time
Work, work, work, Señora, work your body line
Work, work, work, Señora, work it all the time.

*giggles*I'm seriously sleep-deprived because that's all I can think of at the moment when I read this.

“Then just pretend you’re like every other red-blooded male in the universe, okay?” That line still makes me laugh. As IF he'd degrade himself and admit to being like every other male.

I still think this is a brilliant piece and is even funnier the second time around.

EDIT: Wait, I just noticed, I come with a warning now? When did that happen?? Srsly ruining my image as the innocent one, woman ;P.

[tnew78]

You are my friend--and that is now widely known (or it damn well better be!). Therefore I feel that it is my duty to warn people of the danger in their midst (per Forth's orders). I'm sorry to have to remove that veil of disassociation, but I'm also very proud to do so. Btw, that song is stuck in my head now.

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!

If only it really worked that way...

[lrdrandallslady]

Oh, I never implied I should be disassociated from you. I just didn't realize that I now required a warning label. I think people are already well-aware of our little triumvirate: the Misses Evil, Slightly More Evil, (I'll let you and Possessed decide who is the more evil one) and Mostly Innocent (me) *bats her blue eyes* :P.

[tnew78]

MOSTLY INNOCENT MY ASS!

[lrdrandallslady]

LOL...Yell all you want, but I still maintain my status as mostly innocent :P.

[tnew78]

Puff, Miss Cocnuts.

[lrdrandallslady]

...

I can never win against you...

[tnew78]

Never.

>:)