Sweet Breezes by LC Rose (Prompt #154)
Title: Sweet Breezes
Author: LC Rose
Theme: Caught (Prompt #154)
Genre: Comedy
Rating: T (for language and some such)
Warnings: You demanded and I have delivered…
Word Count: 400
Summary: Sometimes death comes most unexpectedly…
“It wasn’t really his fault.”
Kagome’s voice woke him from a sound sleep. It took Inuyasha a moment to realize that something was wrong with her voice. “What in the hell are you doing here?” he asked groggily, though he knew she should be thousands of miles away by now fucking his brother mercilessly.
“Pay attention,” the Kagome voice snapped, as she always did. “We’d planned for every eventuality, but we had never envisioned this.”
Somehow something pierced his sleep deprived brain. “Ya fucked wrong,” he said blatantly to the wavering image of Kagome standing before him.
If looks could kill, he’d be dead…
“And to think, YOU were the last person I thought of,” the Kagome-vision grumbled.
“Now, wait a minute,” Inuyasha tried to appease. “Give me a minute.”
The image of his best friend huffed before him-and that was how he knew this was real. “What in the fuck happened?!” he demanded to know as he thought about all the weight that was now pressed down upon his shoulders. Jiji was gonna kill him! Her mother….no, best not let thought drift in that direction.
“It all started out innocently enough,” the Kagome-vision said with a nonchalant give of her slender shoulders. “We kissed. We screwed. Life was…magnificent. Did you know your brother was so well sticked?!”
Inuyasha chose to ignore her.
Kagome, after daydreaming-or was it dead-dreaming now that she was deceased-for a time, gave an uncontrolled shiver of lust (which Inuyasha also ignored) and then continued. “We’d finished round twelve,” she said with some hand motion that if he were a girl he was sure he’d understand. “So we laid down for some time out; some rest and relaxation as it were. Of course, with a dog like that, rest is NOT part of the picture. At least not for SOME time.”
“KAGOME!” Inuyasha couldn’t stop himself from shouting.
Her ghost image wavered and then reformed. “Sorry,” she said apologetically. “So anyway, Sess is all relaxed because we’ve been screwing for hours now and so he lets one go.”
What?
“You’re telling me you were done in by DOG fart?”
She looked guilty as hell. “Kinda. His farts are caustic. We didn’t know. As I said earlier, we thought we’d covered everything.”
Inuysaha’s response was inarticulate, but the ghost of Kagome understood nonetheless.
“Yes, Inuaysha,” she said with apology, “You gotta tell my mom.”
Author: LC Rose
Theme: Caught (Prompt #154)
Genre: Comedy
Rating: T (for language and some such)
Warnings: You demanded and I have delivered…
Word Count: 400
Summary: Sometimes death comes most unexpectedly…
“It wasn’t really his fault.”
Kagome’s voice woke him from a sound sleep. It took Inuyasha a moment to realize that something was wrong with her voice. “What in the hell are you doing here?” he asked groggily, though he knew she should be thousands of miles away by now fucking his brother mercilessly.
“Pay attention,” the Kagome voice snapped, as she always did. “We’d planned for every eventuality, but we had never envisioned this.”
Somehow something pierced his sleep deprived brain. “Ya fucked wrong,” he said blatantly to the wavering image of Kagome standing before him.
If looks could kill, he’d be dead…
“And to think, YOU were the last person I thought of,” the Kagome-vision grumbled.
“Now, wait a minute,” Inuyasha tried to appease. “Give me a minute.”
The image of his best friend huffed before him-and that was how he knew this was real. “What in the fuck happened?!” he demanded to know as he thought about all the weight that was now pressed down upon his shoulders. Jiji was gonna kill him! Her mother….no, best not let thought drift in that direction.
“It all started out innocently enough,” the Kagome-vision said with a nonchalant give of her slender shoulders. “We kissed. We screwed. Life was…magnificent. Did you know your brother was so well sticked?!”
Inuyasha chose to ignore her.
Kagome, after daydreaming-or was it dead-dreaming now that she was deceased-for a time, gave an uncontrolled shiver of lust (which Inuyasha also ignored) and then continued. “We’d finished round twelve,” she said with some hand motion that if he were a girl he was sure he’d understand. “So we laid down for some time out; some rest and relaxation as it were. Of course, with a dog like that, rest is NOT part of the picture. At least not for SOME time.”
“KAGOME!” Inuyasha couldn’t stop himself from shouting.
Her ghost image wavered and then reformed. “Sorry,” she said apologetically. “So anyway, Sess is all relaxed because we’ve been screwing for hours now and so he lets one go.”
What?
“You’re telling me you were done in by DOG fart?”
She looked guilty as hell. “Kinda. His farts are caustic. We didn’t know. As I said earlier, we thought we’d covered everything.”
Inuysaha’s response was inarticulate, but the ghost of Kagome understood nonetheless.
“Yes, Inuaysha,” she said with apology, “You gotta tell my mom.”