ohhh the hilarity.
so at my sister's surprise party tonight, my mom was recapping the story about how Orlando Bloom and her were in the business class lounge in Rome, and then he and Kate Bosworth proceeded to take her seat on the plane.
she said to the guests that Orlando Bloom was short.
i said "no he isn't..."
and she said "yes he is!!!" and stood up and was going to give us a model of how big he was, so she stuck her arm straight out.
and i said "mom! he's not THAT short! that makes him like...5 feet tall."
and she says back "WELL!! he WAS a FAIRY! and THEY aren't that tall!!!"
she said to the guests that Orlando Bloom was short.
i said "no he isn't..."
and she said "yes he is!!!" and stood up and was going to give us a model of how big he was, so she stuck her arm straight out.
and i said "mom! he's not THAT short! that makes him like...5 feet tall."
and she says back "WELL!! he WAS a FAIRY! and THEY aren't that tall!!!"