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dokidokisummer

1 Red Dharma

Jun 06, 2009 16:01

Lost at sea, looks like the rest of the platoon deserted me. Stranded on some Pekoponian island that's uncharted on all our current maps of Pekopon. Looks like this corporal is going to have to resort to survival tactics if I ever want to keep seeing the light of day ( Read more... )

ttly not amused

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doubleppk June 6 2009, 21:47:47 UTC

Platoon huh? Hm. What rank are you?

dokidokisummer June 6 2009, 21:51:36 UTC

What's it to you?

doubleppk June 6 2009, 22:21:43 UTC

I'm interested in army men and given your dialect I think I've spoken with your sargeant. I'm curious why you'd be reprimanding a superior officer so I'm assuming you're a higher rank.

Or does it work differently on your planet?

dokidokisummer June 6 2009, 22:28:01 UTC

I'm a corporal. He does technically outrank me, but I reprimand him because he's lazy ass of a childhood friend. I take my job seriously, he doesn't.

doubleppk June 6 2009, 23:00:00 UTC

He does seem extraordinarily... laid back. Especially for someone in charge of a mission.

But then, I know what it's like with the brass. Badass scar by the way.

So did you just get here?

dokidokisummer June 6 2009, 23:03:45 UTC

Extraordinarily laid back doesn't even begin to describe Keroro.

... Thanks.

Yes. I'm going to go find Keroro here soon.

doubleppk June 6 2009, 23:08:46 UTC

Oh? How would you phrase it?

S.S. Haruhi if you haven't already heard. Good luck. Look out for seakings.

dokidokisummer June 6 2009, 23:13:02 UTC

I could put down my entire list, but I'll just use 'the most incompetent P.O.W to have ever disgraced the Keron Army'.

Funny, very funny.

doubleppk June 6 2009, 23:15:10 UTC

He's a Prisoner of War?

It was meant more to be cute but since you're being sarcastic~

dokidokisummer June 6 2009, 23:16:50 UTC

Yes, he is.

You can keep your cute.

doubleppk June 6 2009, 23:29:10 UTC

He uh... doesn't act like it. What army took him hostage?

Too late. It's all over you~ <3

dokidokisummer June 6 2009, 23:32:58 UTC

Of course not, he's too buddy buddy with the Pekoponians who he stayed with.

I'll take a bath then.

doubleppk June 6 2009, 23:37:23 UTC

Maybe he's trying to make them think that he's docile so he can route the rest of you and break out?

Haha :D Okay now that was funny. ^_^

I'm Fujiko Mine. Welcome to the Grand Line or whatever.

dokidokisummer June 6 2009, 23:40:09 UTC

I would have believed that years ago.

... Hmph. My name is Giroro. Thanks.

doubleppk June 6 2009, 23:46:45 UTC

.... You've been prisoners of war for years now?! Yeah. You might want to consider a mutiny at that rate. Jeez. I can't stand sticking around some place more than a couple months. What have you been doing all this time?

Giroro. Cute. You're a lot more badass than Keroro. Personal preference or something?

dokidokisummer June 6 2009, 23:55:18 UTC

That'd be nice, unfortunately, the other members are content with it. I'm the ONLY one who gives a damn about getting back on our mission. I'm outnumbered four to one. And besides, the Pekoponians have our Kero Ball. I've just been putting up with whatever comes my way. And being experimented on by our science officer who is also THE superior officer out of all of us.

You could say it runs in the family.

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