1 Red Dharma

[dokidokisummer]

Lost at sea, looks like the rest of the platoon deserted me. Stranded on some Pekoponian island that's uncharted on all our current maps of Pekopon. Looks like this corporal is going to have to resort to survival tactics if I ever want to keep seeing the light of day

Comments

[flatlikeawall]

Are you a pokemon?

[dokidokisummer]

Would a pokémon know how to type?

[flatlikeawall]

The really advanced ones?

[dokidokisummer]

I wouldn't know any, only my idiot of a captain plays those stupid Pekoponian games.

[flatlikeawall]

I never played these stupid Pekoponian games before.

[dokidokisummer]

You're from Earth, aren't you?

[flatlikeawall]

Yep, you can say that.

[dokidokisummer]

On my side of the universe, Earth is called Pekopon, Earthlings are Pekoponians. Better you learn it now.

[flatlikeawall]

No thank you. I'm not interested.

[dokidokisummer]

Fine, be ignorant. Doesn't matter to me.