LMFAO!! Dude u are soooo lame!! I was barely keeping ur fucking clothes on ya. Your a freak!! WHY STRIP?!?! DO u remember tell me to do it to? You said u wanted to be freeeeeeeee. And something about "FREE WILLY!!" it;'s a movie dude, it don't mean free little zac from ur jocks!! *LAUGHS*
I LAUGHED my fucking ass off when u fell over my coffee table. I TOLD YOU TO FOLLOW ME, so u don't and fall over the coffee table. I swear i nearly peed my pants laughin at you, then it was so much more funnier when nikki smack u in the head. YOU SO DESERVED IT! maybe it got ur brain cells sobered enough for you to walk!! LMAO
YOur a fucking freak when ur drunk!! Its so funny!! Especcially when i'm drunk as a nit too!! LMAO
FUck i'm still hungover from it. The world is still spinning!! NIKKI WOULDN'T LET ME PICK UP THE BOYS!! LMFAO!! She thought i might drop them seeing i'm still alittle uneasy on my feet. lol.
DUde that was too cool to describe. TWO WEEKS and we'll have it again. Let my body sober up before i fill it with alcomahol again. HAHA do u remember singing "tequila" in the taxi? And me saying alcomahol all night? SHIT DUDE THAT WAS SO FUCKING FUN!!
LUV YA DUDE! Tay!! PS. Next time i wake up and ur hands on my ass i'll smack u silly LMAO j/k
Lol..Im not lame.Im just...special...and um...cool like that.Lol.yeah, thats it!!!Lol.LMFAO OMG I DID?OMG lol wow I was fuckin PISS ass fuckin drunk as hell.Apparently I dont remember HALF as much as I thought I did.Wow.lol.Maybe I am lame?Lmfao.Geez, what did I think I was doing?Auditioning for chip and dale?FUCK!Lol thank god I had you there to like prevent me from being any worse a fool then I already was.Lol.LITTLE Zac?Psh he aint LITTLE.lol.And the only reason you didnt want to take YOURS out is because i'd have made yours look little.*snickers*
Damn streight you laughed your fuckin ass off when I fell over your coffee table lol..I thought you damn near pee'd your flippen pants man.Lol.Heyyy I was walkin too damn long okay?And being that drunk..I felt like I was a toddler just learning how to fricken walk.Lol.Maybe I should have crawled?Lol.She cought me by suprise.Psh..you see how it is.One of these days.And I'LL be the one laughing.Haha.
Ill bet.It seems to make everything that much more fuckin funny.I felt like I was laughing at everything..even myself when I tripped my happy ass over your coffee table lol.
Lol well I flippen wonder why?Maybe I was so drunk that you seemed sober to me..maybe she seen something different though.Lol and I think they got enough alchohal on the breath from Ike, you know?Lol.That is..when/if he ever held them.
2 weeks?Lmao...damn man, you really did drink a lot of achohal.Lol fricken LUSH.lol.Damn it!!!Hahahahaha.Yeah, vaguely!Fun fricken times.I think that the taxi driver should have got paid extra for putting up with our ass.He seemed a little too eager to get rid of us when you tried to make small talk.Haha.Wow.
zac.... you could never make me feel little, i have charm, u don't. AND YOUR MARRIED!! haha, u can't go and get laid! So eat dirt! Plus it is little zac, cuz i don't think he's 6 foot wateva like you. I don't think THATS possible ever. So sucked in, little zac it is. And i didn't take anything of mine off, cuz the only people watching u trying to strip were dirty old men. Yeah u heard me, STRIPPING FOR OLD GAYS DUDE!! LMAO
That was hell funny. She's got a good shot doesn't she. hehehe, yeah i did nearly pee my pants i had to run off to the toilet lol. I made it though!!
Dude u should be onstage comedy, only when ur drunk though, YOU'D BE A HIT!!
I wasn't sober, i just seem to have my sense still when i'm drunk. I reckon a few more shots and i'd have passed out lol. Then you'd be screwed lol.... probably by the dirty old men watching you try and strip. LMAO!!
So your not into having this again in two weeks? we don't have to drink that much. lol. Seriously man, it was just fun with or without the alcomahol.
Lol...hey now..I have a charm too dickwad.Lol.So there.A dildo hanging around your neck is hardly what they'd call a charm lol.Geez tay lol..no wonder the girls come running to you.Lol.I know im flippen married.If thats what you'd call it these days.its so ackward lately.Gah,I love her though ..dont get me wrong.I just miss it.Dude...are you BLIND?its fuckin 9 inches man and hella thick too.Not like you deserved to know that though.Keep...my...um...trusted friend out of your dreams okay?Lol.EWW sick fucks did you kick their ass for me?Or did you pay them for it?You better not have had me take pics with them?EWW.God im horrible.OMG.fuck, been hanging around YOU too long.Your rubbing off on me.
She does.Shit man, she is a fiesty one.Shiiiiet.Lol.Yeah right, I seen a little wet spot on your pants.Didnt think I seen that, huh?Lol.
Only when im drunk?Shit man, who you kidding?Im good even when im not, its just a uh..a plus when im drunk.Thats when im at my best.You could be my vantriliquist dummy.HAHAHAHA.ooo burrrrrrrrn!
Well you sure played it off fuckin good.Especially compared to me.You either looked barely buzzed, or I looked hella fuckin drunk off my fuckin fat ass.Lol.EWWW DONT YOU EVER SAY THAT AGAIN DUDE.EVER!!!Nasty man.Have you been looking at lemonparty.org lately man?
Oh no dude, im into it.Im down with it.Didnt say I wasnt.Lol.I fuckin love that alcomahol.Your funny dude...how you be sayin that.Lol.
Dude u are soooo lame!! I was barely keeping ur fucking clothes on ya. Your a freak!! WHY STRIP?!?! DO u remember tell me to do it to? You said u wanted to be freeeeeeeee. And something about "FREE WILLY!!" it;'s a movie dude, it don't mean free little zac from ur jocks!! *LAUGHS*
I LAUGHED my fucking ass off when u fell over my coffee table. I TOLD YOU TO FOLLOW ME, so u don't and fall over the coffee table. I swear i nearly peed my pants laughin at you, then it was so much more funnier when nikki smack u in the head. YOU SO DESERVED IT! maybe it got ur brain cells sobered enough for you to walk!! LMAO
YOur a fucking freak when ur drunk!! Its so funny!! Especcially when i'm drunk as a nit too!! LMAO
FUck i'm still hungover from it. The world is still spinning!! NIKKI WOULDN'T LET ME PICK UP THE BOYS!! LMFAO!! She thought i might drop them seeing i'm still alittle uneasy on my feet. lol.
DUde that was too cool to describe. TWO WEEKS and we'll have it again. Let my body sober up before i fill it with alcomahol again. HAHA do u remember singing "tequila" in the taxi? And me saying alcomahol all night? SHIT DUDE THAT WAS SO FUCKING FUN!!
LUV YA DUDE!
Tay!!
PS. Next time i wake up and ur hands on my ass i'll smack u silly LMAO j/k
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Damn streight you laughed your fuckin ass off when I fell over your coffee table lol..I thought you damn near pee'd your flippen pants man.Lol.Heyyy I was walkin too damn long okay?And being that drunk..I felt like I was a toddler just learning how to fricken walk.Lol.Maybe I should have crawled?Lol.She cought me by suprise.Psh..you see how it is.One of these days.And I'LL be the one laughing.Haha.
Ill bet.It seems to make everything that much more fuckin funny.I felt like I was laughing at everything..even myself when I tripped my happy ass over your coffee table lol.
Lol well I flippen wonder why?Maybe I was so drunk that you seemed sober to me..maybe she seen something different though.Lol and I think they got enough alchohal on the breath from Ike, you know?Lol.That is..when/if he ever held them.
2 weeks?Lmao...damn man, you really did drink a lot of achohal.Lol fricken LUSH.lol.Damn it!!!Hahahahaha.Yeah, vaguely!Fun fricken times.I think that the taxi driver should have got paid extra for putting up with our ass.He seemed a little too eager to get rid of us when you tried to make small talk.Haha.Wow.
Luv ya man!!!
You da man.
haha PLEASE DO!!lol
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That was hell funny. She's got a good shot doesn't she. hehehe, yeah i did nearly pee my pants i had to run off to the toilet lol. I made it though!!
Dude u should be onstage comedy, only when ur drunk though, YOU'D BE A HIT!!
I wasn't sober, i just seem to have my sense still when i'm drunk. I reckon a few more shots and i'd have passed out lol. Then you'd be screwed lol.... probably by the dirty old men watching you try and strip. LMAO!!
So your not into having this again in two weeks? we don't have to drink that much. lol. Seriously man, it was just fun with or without the alcomahol.
Luv Ya Dude,
I'm not the man, I Da DUDEEEE!
Thought i would at least warn ya lol.
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She does.Shit man, she is a fiesty one.Shiiiiet.Lol.Yeah right, I seen a little wet spot on your pants.Didnt think I seen that, huh?Lol.
Only when im drunk?Shit man, who you kidding?Im good even when im not, its just a uh..a plus when im drunk.Thats when im at my best.You could be my vantriliquist dummy.HAHAHAHA.ooo burrrrrrrrn!
Well you sure played it off fuckin good.Especially compared to me.You either looked barely buzzed, or I looked hella fuckin drunk off my fuckin fat ass.Lol.EWWW DONT YOU EVER SAY THAT AGAIN DUDE.EVER!!!Nasty man.Have you been looking at lemonparty.org lately man?
Oh no dude, im into it.Im down with it.Didnt say I wasnt.Lol.I fuckin love that alcomahol.Your funny dude...how you be sayin that.Lol.
Luv ya dude!!Da da dudeeeeeeeee
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