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LOW-RISE JEANS OUT, INSANITY IN
Washington DC
It has been announced by several fashion magazines that the formerly in-vogue low rise pants are on their way out. In there place, periodicals such as Seventeen, Style, and Cosmopolitan, are endorsing insanity as the new "in thing."
Lindsay Studdard, editor of Seventeen Magazine, told us that "summer is around the corner, and you know what that means, out with the spring trends! The Low-risers were great, but are becoming a bit tiresome. We think that the summer trend of insanity is just the spark the fashion world needs right now."
A Fashion-World insider who wishes to remain anonymous claimed that the insanity trend has been planned for months, and that the low-rise pants were just a lead in. "With about 90% of girls looking around at the few girls who can actually get away with the low-rise, most of them will be driven insane by feelings of inadequacy and jealousy. So you see, we've been preparing for an insanity blow out this year. We've also cut a deal with Victoria's Secret to double the lingerie ads.
Style Magazine's trend corespondent Stacy Cooper predicts a diverse catalog of insanity to choose from this year. "Aside from the ever-popular 'bathing-suit eating disorders' we are thinking there's gonna be an extra special mix of Manic-Depressive, Schizophrenic, and if were lucky, maybe even some Insomnia will show its face!"
Well, this reporter is waving goodbye to low-rise, and welcoming insanity with open arms! So, hop on the insane train, before it leaves, 'cause before you know it, fall sweaters will be in!
Washington DC
It has been announced by several fashion magazines that the formerly in-vogue low rise pants are on their way out. In there place, periodicals such as Seventeen, Style, and Cosmopolitan, are endorsing insanity as the new "in thing."
Lindsay Studdard, editor of Seventeen Magazine, told us that "summer is around the corner, and you know what that means, out with the spring trends! The Low-risers were great, but are becoming a bit tiresome. We think that the summer trend of insanity is just the spark the fashion world needs right now."
A Fashion-World insider who wishes to remain anonymous claimed that the insanity trend has been planned for months, and that the low-rise pants were just a lead in. "With about 90% of girls looking around at the few girls who can actually get away with the low-rise, most of them will be driven insane by feelings of inadequacy and jealousy. So you see, we've been preparing for an insanity blow out this year. We've also cut a deal with Victoria's Secret to double the lingerie ads.
Style Magazine's trend corespondent Stacy Cooper predicts a diverse catalog of insanity to choose from this year. "Aside from the ever-popular 'bathing-suit eating disorders' we are thinking there's gonna be an extra special mix of Manic-Depressive, Schizophrenic, and if were lucky, maybe even some Insomnia will show its face!"
Well, this reporter is waving goodbye to low-rise, and welcoming insanity with open arms! So, hop on the insane train, before it leaves, 'cause before you know it, fall sweaters will be in!